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You are quite possibly the biggest, most self-deluded fool in the entire history of the universe.

But Princess Crujectra likes your "Cabana Boy" skills, so that qualifies you to be the Security Chief.

Hm...this Ultra guy is starting to really get on my nerves. I thought he was someone familiar at first, but now I'm not so sure.

I guess Everyday Girl would know for sure.

But still...hewas never as devilishly handsome when he was alive. That's more like...[/i]me??[/i]

And when did it take authority to make reasonable suggestions?

Or is the idea that people should be held accountable for what they do foriegn to current thought on Legion World?

And surely a redoubtable bard such as yourself can think up a better insult than "grape boy."

I believe its been established that Lardy *didn't* have relations with Gladys. So really, you don't have a leg to stand on Ultra Man.

Do us a favor and go clean-up all that space-garbage in orbit or something so we can at least see if you're not all talk and no game...

Man, suddenly Lonestar Ranger doesn't seem like such a jerk in comparison to Grape Boy, eh?

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I'm starting to think my investigation into the lives of longtime LMB members should be re-opened...

The garbage which only exists because of the unnecessary war that you and the LardButtKnight embroiled Legion World in with your reckless and illegal adventuring?

That garbage?

Actually, it was probably created by your buddy, the Lonestar Ranger, when we was going around destroying our satellites.

You two are far too alike to really be the foes you pretend to be.

My contacts in the UP have assured me that any actions I have ever taken have been retroactively sanctioned by the United Planets Government and are thus legal.

And your goatee? It makes you look evil. Take a cue from this handsome devil, you might just get some lovin' after all, and stop being so intense...

Agreed. And you'll get no cooperation from this office until you lay all your cards on the table.

Um, goatees...evil? Should I shave?

Beards = philosophical meets savagely passionate. I say keep it

Um, yeah, but despite the pic, I'm sporting a goatee these days! Does a goatee=evil?

Er, uh, it sure doesn't Lardy! Don't worry about it at all! Hell, Loser Lad has a goatee, and he's not evil!

(At least, I think he's not...)

Don't worry, old friend, there's nothing evil about your old pal Lardy!

Uh, right?

Sure! This is no time to doubt ourselves, while faux pretenders are running around Legion World. We've proven ourselves time and time again, while guys like Lonestar Ranger and Gary Concord mouth off about things they evidently know little about. Words mean little and action is what counts.

Concord can insult the entire LMB all he wants. Its not truly effecting us, and I'm not above handing out an ass-kicking when I get the chance. I'm not LMB leader, nor am I Security Chief, so hell, what have I got to lose?

At a guess I'd say life, liberty the pursuit of happiness and a full working set of gonads?

Need someone to help mediate in a dispute here old friend?

Either that or just kick them when I've knocked them down!

No no no, my old friend, its much more satisfying to pretend to help them up and them slip a case of venusian crabs in their underwear. The long term effects are much more satisfying that a swift kick in the shins.

Discontinued-Chrysler-Sedan Guy ?

The wall of the security office collapses in a cloud of dust. As the dust settles the security officers see a tall semi naked heavily muscled barbarian standing there with one hand raised. Sweat glistened of his manly torso, a loin cloth (and sundry baldrics and belts holding large and sharp looking weapons) was the only nod to modesty.

“just don’t make doors like they used to” says the barbarian.

Moving swiftly with the grace of a hunting tiger, Hrun moves forward, he raises his hand high above Gary concord, who flinches.

The hand shoots out, and grabs the pretzel maker from the shelf and Hrun disappears into the night, shouting

“Matlock”

...I don't care if I am the only chick here, I am not cleaning that up. No way.

Ah. I can see I have to have a talk with that boy.

Ohmygod! Mr. Hrun! You bring that back right like NOW!

If they were faux pretenders, wouldn't that make them legit?

I'm just sayin'.