Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years

(you and your phonics... )

So, er, you want to handle Hrun this time Matlock? Usually when I have a sit down with him, we invade a neighboring sector of space...

I must speak with Hrun at once!

Where Has he gone!?

I'll handle Hrun, SB-P. You get over to the EGSC and make absolutely certain that none of Tamper's Tech is removed before we take possession of the place.

Part of a pretzel maker sails back into the office and bounces just above Everyday Girls head.

"My lady I need the remainder, I shall return it or replace it later. Now I need to speak to Matlock I have a message for him from my mother"

All right, Hrun, let's hear it. I wasn't expecting to hear from her again...

Hurn is so butch ya gotta love that.

PB & everyone, I'm in need of some assistance here! Hrun is unleashed on Legion World!

Hope you can talk him out of this Matlock!

Hrun is a most amusing subject.

“Then laugh at this ignoble one“.

And Hrun plants a huge blow to the top of Primes head, the force of the blow knocking him straight down into the planets core.

“Matlock, most noble father, greetings” He states. “Yes I now know that you are my father. My mother sends you this message.

The time arises when once more you must give up your dreams of retirement. The voice of the pretzel has joined with the song of the coffee machine. Now if you wish to return to me and truly be a husband you must go forth to battle, help your son Hrun to defeat all.

Remember, if you wish to return to the hearth and bosom of thy family you must come home with your shield or on it.

(Oh and when you do come home bring a loaf of bread and pint of milk)

[The Ultra Man flies in with Caliente (Wearing a magnificent Cloth of Gold Dress) in his arms.]

Here you go Caliente. I'm positive that your friends in the LMBP Security Force will be able to protect you here.

Ta-Ta.

*blink*

Okay, that whole thing was just plain weird. I mean, I at least thought it'd be the good guys who rescued me. Yep, I definitely foresee a need for some therapy and a lot more alcohol in the near future...

Oh well, at least I got this sexin' outfit as part of the deal! Not as awesome as my uniform but gold's a good color for me. (*sigh* Frio was the silver to my gold. The cold to my hot. I really miss my sister.)

----------Transmission-----------

Hey guys, Cobalt here, looks like Faraway sent me somewhere, well, er, far away, but I should be back soon!

It seems I landed among the Gorilla Tribes of Legion World just as they were on the cusp of an internal civil war, and I'm now attempting to bring about peace. Unfortunately, that means having to undergo the rigerous process of being inducted in the secret gorilla society that fights each other to see who is the toughest. Damn--I just broke the first two roles of secret gorilla fight club by bringing it up!

<flies by>

And she may be so again, as I intend to fulfill my part of our bargain.

That's a lovely outfit my dear...

<flies off>

(hmmm...Lonestar's secret? He's just a great big horndog! Yeesh!)

Hrun nods to the Caliente double in the security office.

"So Princess Amidala's plan to keep the real Caliente in the Halls and allow you as her avatar to be "rescued" so as to infiltrate the LVMBP and find out their plans"

Hrun smiles

"tis a brave thing thou dost fair maiden"

As he leaves he calls out

"Send My father to me once he returns"

My dear? *shudders* My God... what has that girl gotten herself into?

Hokay-dokey artichokey! *salutes and wanders off aimlessly*

(Damn double posts. Grr.)

I just had a chat with <wink wink> in the office of <wink wink> and got confirmation that the security office magic proticols are still very much in place. This of course means that spells curses or other magic tom follery are negated within these walls.

"whips up a nice ice punch bowl"

"fills with 2 bottles of baileys one bottle of butterscotch shnaps and a splash of milk"

"makes a row of ice shot glasses"

that should liven things up

Ah Yes, the fine security office tradition of protecting their own by getting drunk and ignoring the situation surfaces yet again.

Fine Job, Lads and Lasses, Fine Job...

ya know, Grapes, you'd be a lot less uptight if you followed suit once in a while.

oh well more for me

As you can all see--by simply being me, I've scared off Gary Concord, Lonestar Ranger, Empress Frio, Overlord Prime and Odran all at the same time. My heroism simply knows no bounds!

Oh, you've done it now....

Amazingly, there are people here who will actually believe that last bit of stupidly arrogant nonsense.