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Hm...who drank that spanish-fly laced vodka that I had laying around in the hallway.
I was sure that there was something else in there, and I was going to make the new interns race when they chugged it.
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why are these boxers on the disco ball?
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Because it doesn't like briefs?
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Why are we answering questions with questions?
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Maybe we've all fallen into the wrong thread?
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Hey boss! Did you put something flammable in that vodka?
I think I'm gonna need a new lighter.
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Good vodka will ignite anyways
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Damn! Did I make whoopee with the disco ball?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Hey!
Who put this on my desk?
The Disco Ball can't apply for maternity leave!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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We need a DNA test pronto.
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Probably. Or a new disco ball...
That's right, Gladys! You can be replaced!
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*choke*
And after she worked so hard to prove that Sentient Disco Balls could work at other places besides the DMV!
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Hmmm... I can see that some changes will need to be made here.
I can't believe my old friend would have let this office slip this badly.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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(Could it be? Perhaps I should return to the Security Office? But I finally am free of the daily hassles and accusations...)
(But the call of duty forever nags at me, like an old girlfriend coming back to murder me...)
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Those old girlfriends are a definite problem of yours Cobie!
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So, is Gladys the Disco Ball officially pregnant?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
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(Could it be? Perhaps I should return to the Security Office? But I finally am free of the daily hassles and accusations...)
(But the call of duty forever nags at me, like an old girlfriend coming back to murder me...) They told me I'd hear your very thoughts. Always so Heroic, and Vain. An amusing Man-Child always ready to do the right thing for the wrong reason. We might have been good friends, once. I must think about you, Cobalt Kid. I must decide whether or not they were right about you. I hope they were wrong.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
So, is Gladys the Disco Ball officially pregnant? Yeah but I think it was Phil over at the Legion Academy Gym. That Gladys, man. She gets around. I would definitely do the DNA testing thing if I were you, Lardy. And don't worry. We'll keep mum about it a the Security Office. Wouldn't want your magical gal to get wind of any illegitimate (and sparkly!) children and turn evil again. Huh. I wonder if Cobie's having a sense of deja vu..?
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Fortunately for Gladys, the Security Office has an excellent medical plan that covers sentient disco ball pregnancies. We'll even through her a baby shower, though that Earth Custom has always alluded me, as I fail to see how babies showering from the heavens would be good for anyone. Originally posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] ?
(Could it be? Perhaps I should return to the Security Office? But I finally am free of the daily hassles and accusations...)
(But the call of duty forever nags at me, like an old girlfriend coming back to murder me...)
Always so Heroic, and Vain. An amusing Man-Child always ready to do the right thing for the wrong reason. We might have been good friends, once.
I must think about you, Cobalt Kid. I must decide whether or not they were right about you.
I hope they were wrong.[/b]Hm...and I must decide about you Ultra Man, though can't help but feel I know already. But I wonder if your 'return' to Legion World signals the start of something great...or something terrible on the horizon...? Either way, as Chief Executive around here, allow me to officially extend the Security Office's welcome to you. Our officers Caliente, Lardy, Polar Boy and Dedman will be glad to show you around. (Meanwhile, perhaps I should have Jailbait Lass inform Matlock and Abin...though I wonder if it would be right to alert them of my suspicions...it would only cause undue pain if I'm wrong...)
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Originally posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man: [b] Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] ?
(Could it be? Perhaps I should return to the Security Office? But I finally am free of the daily hassles and accusations...)
(But the call of duty forever nags at me, like an old girlfriend coming back to murder me...) They told me I'd hear your very thoughts. Always so Heroic, and Vain. An amusing Man-Child always ready to do the right thing for the wrong reason. We might have been good friends, once. I must think about you, Cobalt Kid. I must decide whether or not they were right about you. I hope they were wrong.[/b]
Either way, as Chief Executive around here, allow me to officially extend the Security Office's welcome to you. Our officers Caliente, Lardy, Polar Boy and Dedman will be glad to show you around.
(Meanwhile, perhaps I should have Jailbait Lass inform Matlock and Abin...though I wonder if it would be right to alert them of my suspicions...it would only cause undue pain if I'm wrong...) [/b]Chief Executive? or Deputy Chief Executive? I was begining to believe that this place was leaderless. Where is the Leader's office? I would like to officially announce my return.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Well, I remain the Chief Executive of the office, but Abin and Matlock are the two Chiefs of Security that run the day to day operations. I hardly ever step in, only at the Committee meetings as Chairman.
The Deputy Chiefs are Everyday Girl, Invisible Brainiac and Arachne, and there are plenty of other high ranking security personnal around here.
But word travels fast anyway, so make your return official Ultra Man--and tell us who you are...(or at least who you think you may be...)
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Well, I remain the Chief Executive of the office, but Abin and Matlock are the two Chiefs of Security that run the day to day operations. I hardly ever step in, only at the Committee meetings as Chairman.
The Deputy Chiefs are Everyday Girl, Invisible Brainiac and Arachne, and there are plenty of other high ranking security personnal around here.
But word travels fast anyway, so make your return official Ultra Man--and tell us who you are...(or at least who you think you may be...) OHMYGOD! When did this guy like show up?
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Which guy? Cobie? Did he ever really leave? Or that weird Ultra Man guy? 'Cause him I don't know about...
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Hang on i though myweefem was still on staff. (In fact that's who I thought gladis really was)
what is a myweefem anyway?
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