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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348660 12/16/06 12:38 AM
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Didn't you give her a hot MALE secretary, though?

Or was it one guy and one girl? Can't remember which.

See you soon, Frio.

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(Crawls out from under a desk)

Geeze look at this place you go into hibernation mode for a while and the dust really gathers.

(Starts splashing pink paint and silver glitter everywhere)

Well it's a start


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#348662 01/19/07 02:17 PM
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Memo to all Security Officers:

Cobalt Kid, or Kid Cobalt, whichever gender he or she's decided to adopt today, has been threatened with Involuntary Sterilization by certain nameless but prominent members of the LMBP Community.

Henceforth and Forewith all Gen Car Security Officers are assigned to the "Kid Cobalt Kid Task Force" and will report to Temporary Acting Security Leiutenant Redshirt Dedmanwalking and or his assistant the terminally cute and therefore far more likely to survive this assignment, Temporary Acting Security Force Sargent Imma Dedduck.

Assistant Security Chief, Everyday Girl, will be in overall charge of the operation, and will coordinate the effort with the newly elected leaders of the LMBP, as soon as we remember who they are.

It's time for my nap.


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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348663 01/19/07 02:44 PM
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Methinks people are taking the joke too far...


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#348664 01/19/07 02:51 PM
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A Joke?

You Threaten our Beloved Assistant Something else else or Other with Involuntary Sterilization and you call it a Joke, Mr. Shakesphere?

Haqrrumpf, That sir is no joke, and my orders to the Security Force Stand as Written!


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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348665 01/19/07 03:32 PM
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Must...resist...urge...to hit on...Temporary Acting Security Force Sargent Imma Dedduck...

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#348666 01/19/07 10:19 PM
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You're really helping your case, there. :rolleyes:


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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348667 01/21/07 03:23 AM
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did the security office charter cover cobbys nuts?


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#348668 01/21/07 01:30 PM
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they were Cobie's? I thought they were from Brazil!


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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348669 01/24/07 01:40 AM
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Zzzzzzzzz-- ggmmfff! I'm up. I wasn't sleeping. Nope, nope. Alert security officer here. Yep, yep.

*peers around* Er, what'd I miss?

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#348670 01/24/07 09:36 PM
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Oh, not much.

Just another one of those Infinitely Civil Disassembling Crisis Wars of M.

We'll be back to the status quo in about.....now.


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#348671 01/24/07 09:43 PM
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Status quo?


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#348672 01/24/07 10:10 PM
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Originally posted by Caliente:
Zzzzzzzzz-- ggmmfff! I'm up. I wasn't sleeping. Nope, nope. Alert security officer here. Yep, yep.

*peers around* Er, what'd I miss?
zzzz.... mmm? em, heckuva job, keep... up... good. work. zzzzzz....z...

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#348673 01/24/07 10:49 PM
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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
Status quo?
Would you prefer Grand Funk Railroad?


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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348674 01/25/07 12:51 AM
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[b]Status quo?
Would you prefer Grand Funk Railroad? [/b]
I prefer Grand Funk Starship, frankly!


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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348675 01/25/07 01:40 AM
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I like that song by that guy with the hair.


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Oh! I know! And that chick with the teeth, right?


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#348677 01/25/07 02:01 AM
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Their drummer is awesome...you know, the guy with the arms.

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Oh! I thought he was missing one--must be a different band. The one I'm talking about has the bassist with the nose, remember?


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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348679 01/25/07 02:08 AM
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is he the guy with the ears?

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#348680 01/25/07 02:10 AM
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Nah! That's the keyboardist!


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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years
#348681 01/25/07 02:11 AM
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oh...I always get them confused.

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#348682 01/25/07 02:21 AM
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Easy mistake to make! Anyhoo, seems they're on the "Most Wanted" list here at the Office.


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Meh. I have to guard the liqour cabinet, Cobie made it the #1 priority.

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Fellow Officers, make sure you are all on the lookout for: the guy with the hair, the chick with the teeth, the drummer with the arms, the bassist with the nose and the keyboardist with the ears! Consider them dangerous and armed with very bad music!


Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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