Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The Office of Security (out with the Lardy, in with the Dev)

<stares at the door for a long moment after Rocky leaves>

If Legion World doesn't know it yet, they will soon see that this isn't just the same old Security Office. Far from it.

<signs work order for mass production of Lard Lad robots>

Soon, Legion World will be protected better than ever.

Well this isn't going to end well...

/I shouldn't have been evesdropping./

/But it seems as if this... Rockhopper Lad must have information that can help me./

[sighs]

/To deal with one conflicting faction is to inevitably take sides against its opponent, no matter what one's real intent is. But I have no choice./

[LWG proceeds to the Rookery]

OCC: I am glad there is some action going on. I'm a bit out off the loop, so please fill me in whichever way of messaging you all prefer. )

Red Arrow enters the room. Time had past quickly since the Nrrev (way back in this thread) incident was dealt with. She still remains on Legionworld. Partly because she has no way to leave, partly because she is enjoying herself. Emily feels out of her league sometimes; but it is fun fighting evil squid-like aliens who like collecting pretty objects.

Ah, Emily...good to see you!

I need you to study Legion World's ordinances and laws very carefully...

<hands her Omnicom>

...we're going to be cracking down very hard and writing lots of tickets to remind our citizens that these rules exist and that this administration's not going to let things slide like the previous one did! I'll give you two days to study this--then I'll expect to start seeing the tickets flow!

After all... <he thinks> ...I'll need the extra funds for all these robots I'm having built!

"Yes, sir. In particular I think absentism should be crushed. All members who have not reported in twelve days* should be reprimanded," Red Arrow replied.

* = If you haven't posted since page 12 in this thread. I chose 12 because of it's symbolic value.

<stumbles into room>

Why the sprock am I up so early on a Sunday?

<sniff>

Do I smell bacon?

Red Arrow looked at the newcomer, "It is time for breakfast. Please excuse me as I attend to some business. I'll be back in a few minutes."

She left the room slowly. Red Arrow then closed the door. She got out a pen and some paper and began writing down names. She accidently knocked down a large jar she ordered virtually. The cap was loose and out popped a mysterious thing.

"Greetings! I am a son of Apep and Ammit. I am a demon from Ancient Egypt who..."

"Yesterday, you said you were one of the Malabranche from Hell. The day before that you said you were a son of Nyx." Red Arrow commented.

The dark spirit sighed, "Mortals. Anyways, how does it feel betraying those you love?"

"I barely know them. I feel nothing." Red Arrow said, still making the list.

The dark spirit replied, "You will when, and they will unless you plan carefully, take revenge. Chose who you reprimand wisely."

Red Arrow shrugged, "They are only criminals."

"Criminals are valuable to have as allies. They have everything to gain and know exactly what they can lose. Your grandfather knew that." The dark spirit said.

"Hmm...look, I am not making Dark Reign II. I'm very young and they are old men," Red Arrow said. "I did order you a host though, I miss my guinea pigs back at home."

She finished her writing and picked up the cap. The dark spirit pleaded, "Wait, no! Think about it, Dark Reign II! Dark Reign II!"

Red Arrow firmly placed the lid back on the jar. She sent the list through a secure channel directly to Chief Lardy. Red Arrow then walked back to SharkLad.

<wolfs down the last of the bacon>

So, Red Arrow, what's the story?

Hey, you two. Hm? Bacon?

<looks in Omnicom>

Hm. By the smell of it I can tell it's synth-bac, so that's okay. Real bacon was banned when we took those sentient swine refugees in a coupla years ago.

I trust the two of you have issues plenty of tickets to spearhead our new Law-Abiding Initiative?

Greetings Chief Lardy! Having recieved your recent messages, I journeyed here at the upmost haste!

I see there has been a slump towards lawlessness on Legion World. Having benefitted from safety and the easy life for too long, the citizens of Legion World are starting to have feelings of entitlement--perhaps dangerously so! I shall help you in your crusade to restore a semblance of order.

I'll be going to the airport next week. I'm anxious about the security patdowns. Can I get a practice one here?

Ah, yes, Roy--you, I've got a special set of laws to enforce, those long-ignored laws regarding public drunkenness! You will be presonally assembling task forces to watch over all the hot spots undercover.

The Big Fish we're gonna catch to make a splash? One Abin Quank!

Start putting this together immediately, Roy!

<thinks> I'll have Quank's ring before his drunken brain can register he's not dancing with pink elephants!

Sure thing! Sharky?

(Hope you don't mind getting "patted down" with teeth!)

My pleasure...

VVVVV
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I wish there was a way I could leave some unlawful gang graffiti on here somehow .....

<monitoring board activity>

Hey! Someone bring this "Post NUN" to me! I've a feeling she would be all-too willing to help us crack down on Legion World's bad behavior!

I ain't messing with a nun... I watched one slap a religion classmate in the face just for grabbing a pen...

"I'll gladly do it," Emily said. She was Protestant and didn't really know much about nuns. She needed something to cheer her up to, because Emily discovered earlier that guinea pigs are no longer kept as pets.

<returns after stopping at the Tobacconihilist>

<issues orders>

Dev, report to Chief's office ASAP.

Jose, report to Chief's office to apply daily foot rub.

Arrow, report on latest revenue from fines.

<looks at latest figures for funding of Lard Lad Robots>

<Sir Roy bursts in, hauling in three teenagers who look scared out of their minds>

Make way!

I've found these three vagrants on the streets of Legion World, flagrantly smoking illegal narcotics. Some time in the science cells should set them strait!

<throws them forward so the rank & file security officers can take them away>

Greetings Chief! How goes our clean-up of Legion World?

Red Arrow hands Chief Lardy the fine sheets with one hand, and in the other carries a massive suit case. She says, "I am going away for a while. There are things that must be done. Push some of my work onto Question Kid, he's more than capable of handling it."

Dev lands outside the doors of the Security Office and looks around.

"Not a bad day so far."

He turns and walks into the Office.

"What's up Chief?"

Dev--finally! I need you to...

<alert comes over his Omnicom>

Shit! There's a massive disturbance at Zaryan's casino! There's reports of a murder!

Let's get the hell over there!

<Dev grabs Lardy under the shoulders and flies them both to Zaryan's as Lardy calls for backup>