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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Interesting piece of property there, Chief Taylor. Your new version of the Security Office is shaping up nicely.
I particularly like the way you manuvered Kent into exposing his intentions with that transaction, while remaining completely above board yourself, Bravo.
I just dropped by to let you know that dispite any conclusions Abin may have jumped to, I am not following Cobalt into his new ventures. Instead I'm opening a Private Detective Agency.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(My office will be a little more modest than the new Security Digs, but what the heck, everybody has to start somewhere.)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Let me know if you need anything, Ranger! I'm always happy to do a favor for old friends.
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Ranger, you're certainly welcome here, should you change your mind. LWGov didn't ignore all of your accomplishments with the Office but felt I was their choice because you'd been out of action (read: dead) for so long before recently returning. There's always a place here for men like you!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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No, I'd just be a fifth wheel, Chief. You deserve the chance to get things running your way and I'd be a distraction for the rank and file.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(It's not like we'd disagree about anything important. Just a few minor things. Ethics, Payola, Graft, nothing important.)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Originally posted by Kent:
Let me know if you need anything, Ranger! I'm always happy to do a favor for old friends. I should be all set Kent, but you can believe that I'll keep your offer in mind. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Funny how much people can change when you've been dead a few years.)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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(A bouquet of mixed flowers is delivered to the Security office with the following holo-message)
Hi Lardy. I know I'm not the person you most would like to see right now. I'm sorry for any pain I've caused you.
I wanted for you to know that I am so happy for you in your new position. Cobie couldn't ask for a better person to take over for him. You'll do a great job.
Please know that the Security Office can always count on the Rookery and the Pyngwyny Mission to assist in time of need. Though I have never been part of the Security Office, I have always been a friend of it. And I hope that I can be one to the Chief as well.
All my best wishes,
Rocky
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Just spouting off.
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yeah. Rocky's all: "gee, I dumped my bf and now he's in power. guess I better hedge my bets in case he still has hard feelings."
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Yeesh, guys! Don't all apply at once or anything! I mean, have you seen the new digs? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.6kisstravel.com/en/PictureSite/tripsImgs/2009-03-26_20-19-18-10-75-F8-84.jpg) Have you heard that Lash Lad has joined? And his outrageous sidekick Thunder Girl? Dev? Sharky? deds? My? Brit? Lolita? Roy? Clee? Edie? Huey? Lurkers du jour? Bueller? Am I gonna have to recruit from the Red Light district?
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Originally posted by CJ Taylor:
Suck up! Originally posted by Kent:
yeah. Rocky's all: "gee, I dumped my bf and now he's in power. guess I better hedge my bets in case he still has hard feelings." 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
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Mr. Security Chief,
There have been a bunch of homely looking guys who keep walking by my office window. What are you going to do about it?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Dagone it, you need a map or a tour guide just to find the front door to this place...
Anybody Home?
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Mr. Security Chief,
There have been a bunch of homely looking guys who keep walking by my office window. What are you going to do about it? Quis, I'm thinking about banning all homely people from being out in public! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Sam Pureheart:
Dagone it, you need a map or a tour guide just to find the front door to this place...
Anybody Home?
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<Steps out from behind Sam>
Ohmygod! ME?
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Britney...Pureheart...what can I do for you?
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Brit, Please...
Look Chief, Doc One wants to set up a Paramedic Unit here at the Security Office.
Tony and I would be the primary team. That is... IF... you think having a paramedic team on site is a good idea.
If not... We'll just leave.
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Wow- NICE DIGS. FINALLY I can get some space form Thunder Girl. And that's really sayin' somthing.
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Hey, Lash! Try the jacuzzi!
<to Pureheart>
Absolutely, Pureheart. By all means! How soon can you and Tony get set up?
<thinks> Keep your friends closer and your enemies close, I say....
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Ohmygod. So like where do you want the office set up? I'm thinking like out by the pool...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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No, no, no. I insist the paramedical office be situated on the ground floor directly beneath my office!
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That's fine with me Chief.
We're going to need around 750 square feet of floor space in the office and two designated spots in the upper garage for the rapid response vehicles.
Here's a list of the equipment we'll be bringing in.
Doc One said to tell you he'll be stopping by later this week to inspect the initial set-up.
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Sounds great, kid! I think we're gonna get along absolutely fine!
<shakes his hand, avoids giving him the death grip>
<thinks> And if you're the one who put a bullet in my head, there's gonna be hell to pay!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Yo, Chief, I heard you was lookin' for some new security officers.
Where does I sign up?
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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