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24. Pranks the other Time Trappers by turning their robes plaid.
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25. Unrelenting sales pitches for dilapidated, rusted out used time bubbles.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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26. Only hires minions willing to undergo "total-body" Brazilian waxes before the interview.
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27. Draws irremovable graffiti on the Trapper bathroom.
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28. He'd feel pressured to go to the fancy parties thrown by the other Time Trappers where they serve dainty food like salad.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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29. Anyone who doesn't applaud after he plays his banjo gets trapped for a week in the Dark Ages.
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Lies! All LIES! Just you wait til Trapper status is mine! I will ferret out those stinkin' weasels tellin' these shameless lies about me and 'splode their molecules across the galaxy and time!
*uhhhh, any got change for a buck. Wanna get a soder buck the machine only takes change.
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY VENGEANCE SHALL BE MIIIIIINNNEEE!
*no, seriously, got'ne change?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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30. He's too schizophrenic to be a good Time Trapper.
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I yam not! R2! Yam not! ARGH 2! Yam Knot! Yargh two!
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31. He steals Popeye's speech patterns without giving due credit.
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32. I turns Olive Oyle into a dirty girl. A little balsamic vinegar...
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33. Never treats his robes for static cling, so you can totally see that he wears old sweatsocks and no shoes to meetings.
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34. Doesn't wash his hands after using the Trapper toilet.
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What's wrong wit dat? Mah' han'zer clean, ain't dey? Pee kills bacterials. Whut?
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
32. I turns Olive Oyle into a dirty girl. A little balsamic vinegar... 32a. Because now I can't stop picturing Lisa Lampanelli dressed up as Olive Oyl.
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
What's wrong wit dat? Mah' han'zer clean, ain't dey? Pee kills bacterials. Whut? 35. Because now all the utensils in the Trapper pantry smell like...
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I shall never give up the pursuit. STATUS will be MINE! I has spuken!
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37. Because he think we're saying "Timed Rapper" and he's working on some more redneck rhymes.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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^  38. Because he can't even trap a rat. How the heck are we supposed to believe he can trap time?
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Bah! BAH! I say! I'll have you know they cut the field next to the house we are building and the field mice tried to invade. I Slaughtered them! Without remorse!
Die MICE DIE!
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39. Tom (of Tom and Jerry) sued him for stealing his shtick.
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40. Is that his nose, or is he trying to eat a yam without using silverware? 
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41. His kono fruit looks rather... dubious.
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42. He constantly uses the phrase "hair in the butter" when hosting the Time Trappers' Cooking Hour on PBS.
No dish is going to be appetizing after hearing that, no matter how good it looks.
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