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101 Reasons Why rickshaw1 Should Not Be a Time Trapper.
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1. He'll retroactively have all the Legionnaires speak in hillbilly.


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2. He keeps telling people to get off his lawn.

3. As a Time Trapper, the universe will be his lawn.


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4. He'd outcranky the original comic-book Time Trapper and make the rest of us look like wimpy Time Trappers.


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5. Purple is SO NOT his colour

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6. Time Trapper Ricksaw1 doesn't sound good

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7. He would probably be the 20th Time Trapper, which makes him Mississippi Time Trapper and when I was little, I thought Mrs. Sippy was a person who was always around when a hurricane hit.


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8. Shotguns are so passe as weapons of mass destruction.


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#345127 08/16/12 04:04 PM
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Cosmic shotguns shooting supernovas on the other hand....

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9. Because "Time Trapper Cranky McBasstard" sounds MUCH better! nod


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10. Because Time Trapper will be a portal to becoming a Time Hijacker.


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...hundred and three bad pickup lines

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12. He'll have to dust all those books at the end of time

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13. His wife thinks that purple robes are creepy.


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14. He's just built a new house, so he wouldn't want to move to the End of Time, anyway.


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15. Because he plans to BBQ Erin Gray upon making Time Trapper. Either BBQ her or have her over for some BBQ. Either way mad


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16. He'll yell at all the rest of the Time Trappers for not bringing enough food to the annual Trapper picnic.

17. The zombies sent by the Dark Oval have a thing or two to say about rickshaw.

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18. Uuuugh! Errrrgg! ARRRRGGGH! RAAAIIS?*


<span style="font-size: 10px;">*zombie speak for "rickshaw1 should not be a Time Trapper! Got brains?"</span>


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#345137 08/19/12 10:18 AM
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*racks shotgun shell into place...*

Damn zombies, always dyin' on mah lawn....


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19. Shotguns are sooooooooo 19th century.

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20. Because time moves more slowly in South Carolina, and that's an unfair advantage.


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I peephart en yo'er gzniral direzon!


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21. He'll turn the Trapper bathroom into an outhouse.

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Thet's too damn fayancy fer mah'. Ewe see dat dere broken tree? park it an' let flah!


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22. Never returned my rototiller. mad


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23. He doesn't know the lyrics to "Time In a Bottle".


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