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101 Reasons Why rickshaw1 Should Not Be a Time Trapper.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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1. He'll retroactively have all the Legionnaires speak in hillbilly.
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Re: 101 Reasons Why rickshaw1 Should Not Be a Time Trapper.
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2. He keeps telling people to get off his lawn.
3. As a Time Trapper, the universe will be his lawn.
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Time Trapper
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4. He'd outcranky the original comic-book Time Trapper and make the rest of us look like wimpy Time Trappers.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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5. Purple is SO NOT his colour
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Deputy
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6. Time Trapper Ricksaw1 doesn't sound good
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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7. He would probably be the 20th Time Trapper, which makes him Mississippi Time Trapper and when I was little, I thought Mrs. Sippy was a person who was always around when a hurricane hit.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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8. Shotguns are so passe as weapons of mass destruction.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Cosmic shotguns shooting supernovas on the other hand....
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Time Trapper
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9. Because "Time Trapper Cranky McBasstard" sounds MUCH better!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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10. Because Time Trapper will be a portal to becoming a Time Hijacker.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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11... ...hundred and three bad pickup lines
Last edited by cleome47; 08/22/13 10:01 AM.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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12. He'll have to dust all those books at the end of time
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Time Trapper
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13. His wife thinks that purple robes are creepy.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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14. He's just built a new house, so he wouldn't want to move to the End of Time, anyway.
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strange but not a stranger
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15. Because he plans to BBQ Erin Gray upon making Time Trapper. Either BBQ her or have her over for some BBQ. Either way
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16. He'll yell at all the rest of the Time Trappers for not bringing enough food to the annual Trapper picnic.
17. The zombies sent by the Dark Oval have a thing or two to say about rickshaw.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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18. Uuuugh! Errrrgg! ARRRRGGGH! RAAAIIS?*
<span style="font-size: 10px;">*zombie speak for "rickshaw1 should not be a Time Trapper! Got brains?"</span>
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Time Trapper
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*racks shotgun shell into place...*
Damn zombies, always dyin' on mah lawn....
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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19. Shotguns are sooooooooo 19th century.
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Wanderer
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20. Because time moves more slowly in South Carolina, and that's an unfair advantage.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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I peephart en yo'er gzniral direzon!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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21. He'll turn the Trapper bathroom into an outhouse.
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Time Trapper
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Thet's too damn fayancy fer mah'. Ewe see dat dere broken tree? park it an' let flah!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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22. Never returned my rototiller.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legionnaire!
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23. He doesn't know the lyrics to "Time In a Bottle".
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