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Yeah but wait'll the 6th one! Then it gets really fun!

Now just remember, if you feel dizzy, Sam won't get mad if you get sick in his car.

And if he asks why you had eight glasses of jungle juice just tell him he's not the boss of you.

Ohmygod! Mr Cobie, did he say he was the boss of me? Cuz No Man Will Ever Be The Boss Of ME!

Can I like have another one pretty please?

Here, lets switch to something real fun! Tequila!

And yeah, I think he did say he was the boss of you. I told him you didn't put up with that but he didn't seem to care.

Ready? Salt, shot, lemon. Go!

Ohmy...god! That's like lisquid fire. Whoooo!!

<Click-Click> He said that! He didn't say that! You take that back! My Sam Wouldn't say that!

Hey, hows come my guns aren't like loaded anymore?

Because we are instead!

<lines up another tequila>

Let's do another, wash down that burning feeling! Anyway, tell me what the story is with My Whee Fem and Exnihil. They am item?

<salt, shoot, lemon>

Oh... I'm supposesta shoot the lemon? Wyntya tell me that. I got's no bullets, anyway. Little finks no-body n no-one took em.

My & Mr ex-nyquil? They all lovey-dovey lately. I hope he survives it.

Brit? Why did Nobody want me... Cobalt?

What the hell, Babbette get me a bottle of Johnny Walker Black and a case of Michelob.

It's a good thing Abin's off planet.

<watches as lemon squirt hits Nam'Lor>

Hahahaha! *hic*

So My and Exy gettin' all sexy! Good for them! Couple kids who like to do the dirty, eh?!

(realizes voice real loud)

Let's do another! You know how stole your bullets, probably Mr. Boy scout Sam.

< another shot >

RANGER!!

Grab a seat, bud! Give 'Em a double Babette.

Your niece is legal and I'm teaching her the "Security Office relaxation protocols"

Can I get some vodka with cranberry juice please?

Yeah ther like a coupla bunnies. Hump {Giggle} Hump

[sees Space Ranger]

Ohmygod! Uncle... I... I'm just hanging with Mr Cobie...

Hahaha! Bunnies! Isn't that adorable!

Grab a seat, Em!

< back to Brit >

So, things see carnal with them, eh? Er. I'm sure you're smartly making Sam wait it out...

< signals for another round >

Brit, maybe you should ease off a bit.

< gives the big thumb to the side "look at this guy" head shake and grin >

Coming from the guy who had a three day "undercover" op with Emerald Empress and Mantis at Shameless Hussies! I still have no idea what you all saying when you solved that case, just that between the three of you there was one bra, no underwear and four socks.

EM! Join us! I need another girl at this table.

I can handle myself Uncle I no when ta schtop.

And Mr Cobes, why you wanna no who's doin who?

I thout you was doin everybody.

Cobie, Brit's a little younger and a lot less experienced than they were.

Although this is the first time I've seen her without Sam in a month.

I got a little bored with the same old, same old...

*hic*

Need something a little more than...well, you know.

< hearing Ranger >

She's coming to her senses! Right, Brit?

Hello, I just got back from a party in Romania. I can understand being under pressure from uncles, mine keeps trying to find me a husband.

Bored? How could a girl be bored?

What'z in this? Whys it changin color?

Hi Em! Mine just wants to be the Super Party Pooper... of Space!

Uncle Spacey, Mr Cobalt, Have you guys met Emily?

Em, the last thing you want is family telling you who to shack up with. Spontaneity is key!

For example: what am I going to do tonight? I have no idea after this tequila. And from there...?

The nights still young

Yeah Em, watch Mr Slut-balt closely. You Blink and he'll have your panties on his head.

Unlike some other guys I no.

{Gulps drink} Brit!

Wow, Sam is Captain No-Fun! Good to know! Those EMT guys have all kinds of weird fetishes anyway.

< to Em >

And don't listen to her, Em. I'm a perfect gentleman. Although the first few times we met, I believe we were on opposite times attacking one another. But I like a lady whose traveled--I'd be glad to hear of the customs of Romania. Perhaps over a drink.

< casual signal to Babette for a raspberry vodka with sprite and splash of cranberry >

It is just so hard because of expectations of money, power, and names. But I think someday it will work out beautifully...I want cake vodka next. It really does taste like cake!

No Mr Slut-balt, Sam is a gentleman, unlike you and Uncle Sleeparound over there, he wants us to wait until we're married. To do things right.

And that's what I want too. Most of the time.