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One cake vodka coming right up! It goes well with Coke.

In my experience, money and power are easy to come by. Happiness is much harder.

< finishes another drink and orders another >

{Gulps another drink} Brit! That's quite enough young lady.

Uncle Sleeparound?

Yeah, I remember when I was 17. I also thought it was a good thing to wait. OH WAIT A MINUTE. OF COURSE I DIDN'T.

I felt the need to get down and dirty...(and you can bet I did)...

No wonder you're so full of tension, Brit! You need that sweet release.

Sleep Ranger?

Ohmygod! I am so not full of tension! There are other things in life besides sex! and anyway I didn't say Sam wasn't like keeping me happy.

Yes, I don't know Sam very well but he seems tame compared to Kristoff. Did the match-makers ever contact you about him, Everyday Girl?

I'll give you Sleep Ranger upside your head Partner. Maybe we should be talking about you and that Princess, what was her name, No-Something else else?

And Brit, I really don't wanna know about whatever you and Sam are or aren't doing.

Not the same. And yeah, I know what you're talking about.

"It" is like the Wizard of Oz when things suddenly go from black and white to color.

"It" will make you holster your guns and enjoy the sunrise more often.

You can relax!

(I bet My Whee Fem is relaxed finally. Probably has stuffed animal swords she cuddles with now or something. )

Ohmygod! Kristoff? common Em, you can't be serious comparing Sam to Kristoff.

And what was that Princess's name Mr Cobie? Princess No-Brains, maybe?

No-Protection.

I'm guessing you don't want me to tell Brit my thoughts on contraception?

No, go right ahead, old friend. I'm guessing she's a lot smarter than you in that area.

Ohmygod! Sounds like I was right, Princess No-Brains!

And why is my glass empty?

Hahaha.

Why, it never came back to haunt me did it? Besides those 6-16 bastard demon children, that is.

Looks like we're moving on from tequila to bourbon. We'll make yours a whiskey sour, Brit.

Line them up!

Ohmygod! That's pretty good.

What's that funny stuff Mr Nam-Lor's drinking?

{Tries to stand up, fails}

Why's the room spinning?

You don't want to know what that is.

None of us do.

What's so funny, Ranger?

Oh bloody liberty. Fun's over peeps. Here comes the Boy Scout.

[Sarcastic asshole voice]Hey Pureheart, funny to see you in here. Brit was just singing your praises. [/sarcastic asshole]

[Glares at Cobalt for a split second then turns away, in that brief instant Cobalt can see a different face, an inhuman face, with glowing eyes and smoke curling from it's nostrils but it vanishes as quickly as it appeared and Sam's smiling Archie Visage re-appears]

Hello Emily... Brit are you okay?

Ohmygod! Sammy, you justs in time. Make the floor stay still.

Maybe you should take her home Sam.

< almost instantly sober >

(I knew it...all along...knew it...)

Brit's had a little too much to drink, I'm afraid. Looks like she needs to call it an early night.

I'll fly her home. Unless you want vomit in your car.

I've got her Cobalt. She'd skin me alive if I let you take her anywhere.

The seats in my ambulance are plastic covered, and I've cleaned up worse than a little puke.

< Looks to Ranger, who looks at him funny as if to say "you're drunk" >

Yeah, okay, sure. Best to get her tucked in and in bed.

(She said he's the one not returning the affections...but why...?)

Obviously she'll hate herself if you let her throw herself at you, you know....

<Ranger's eyebrow raised >

Okay, okay.

Goodnight Brit. Lets do this again sometime.

< watches Sam Pureheart >