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Everyday Girl, Miss Precious' school is indeed a reformatory, based on the virtues of prairie life in the 1700's. You'll learn to milk cows, plow furrows with the oxen, haul water, make tallow candles, and scrub floors all in your sensible smock and bonnet without soiling either. Character is built through toil and dedication, Miss Precious always says (between canings, that is.)

I don't know. I have found you a sweet and charming young lady, albeit with a hair-trigger and good marksmenship.

If you're lucky EDG, Miss Precious may marry off to a fine gentleman like myself, who will have you do those tasks for the rest of your days.

<The antique, varnished doors swing open suddenly>

Is it true? Is he really back?


Semi !

enters the bar.

"By the lord Harry its a long time sice I've been in here"

Walks up to the Bar. Shakes Semi by the Hand

"Good to see you back old bean. Now hows about a fine port what would you sugest"

What a reunion!

Ampersands all around!

I was wondering when you'd show up.

By the way, the smilie says it all.

SemiSweets, you have no idea...the only thing that kept me hanging on was that hope that you would be back someday! And now you are!

We'll talk about that in private. Right now we've got a bar to run.

Sigh! I thought we had server bots to take care of that while we were "busy"

Well we do have Babette and Troy. They're much more than just server bots. They have sentient programming and don't you remember, we both decided to implement their "free-will protocol"?

In fact, Babette's taken an interest in Clive, a Lard Lad robot. I think Babette might be working tomorrow evening.

[Noted: Clive will do his best to stop by tomorrow evening!]

Its like old times again! Now we need to get Outdoor Miner off the wagon ASAP!

we need a MIner One-Liner right about now!

By the way Semi, I can't wait to introduce you to Rex and I truly can't wait until you introduce him to one of our official SHAKES silver thongs!

I have a felling that he's going to look absolutely spectacular in one of those.

Oh, and remind me to tell you about my sons when I get a chance...

Come again?????

Who is Rex? Have you been .... I can't even say it.

Oh dear, did I miss Clive?

Babette? Are you still here, my sweet?

Well, you have been away for a while!

But, you already know them. Pol is a part of me... born of me while in the Variable Realm. It's probably best if I go into the details later but he is my son. Especially now that his mother & father have died. As for my other son...you know Condo as well. I have adopted him and declared him to be a true son of the House Varalent because of the love & loyalty his has demonstrated to Pol since they first met and became so close. So, yes, I now have two sons.

I hope you can accept them as such because they will see you as part of their family as well.

Why SemiSweets...are you jealous? And a tremendous flirt but you'll like him alot, I know. But I am certain you'll have him in one of those thongs within 5 minutes of meeting him!

Oh Clivey-poo, I've only got a short while before my battery dies. I've missed you so. You're all I think of while recharging.

Now who want's a drink?

Hello, my sweet. I've missed you!