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hey! that was good!

Okay, I'm ready to try a Tequila Ampersand!

FC, your Tia Maria Ampersand is served in an old fashioned over ice. I pour in two ounces of Tia Maria, one ounce of strong espresso and fill the rest of the glass with heavy cream. Sounds so good that I may just join you in one.


A cosmo for Serenity.

A tequila ampersand for Kent. Today the Tequila Ampersand is served in a highball one third filled with crushed ice. Add 3 oz of tequila, 3 oz. of fresh orange juice, the juice of one small lime, and fill the remainder of the glass with sparkling water. Light refreshing and very satisfying. I have one of the droids bring it out to you pool-side.

I'll have a Diet Coke Ampersand (no alcohol please)

Semi, it's been a while since I've tried a new scotch. What do you have that's nice and smooth, with maybe just a little more bite than Dalwhinnie?

Quislet, you may have a diet coke, but there's no such thing as a Diet Coke Ampersand. An Ampersand drink must start with a liquor and the bartender choses the mix.

Hoppy, I think you really need to try the Islay scotches. Islay is pronounced "Eye-la". They are characteristically smokey. My absolute favorite is the Lagavulin 16 year old - very smokey, but very smooth. It's typically $65 to $85 a bottle, so it's not for everyday drinking. A good kick-ass Islay scotch with powerful smoke and nice balance is the Laphroaig 10 year old. Trader Joes sells it for $30. It's a bit rougher than the Lagavulin but it's a great scotch. It's pronounced "La-froyg". So....what'll it be (knowing of course, that drinks are always free at SHAKES.)

Ohmygod Mr Semi! I'll have a like Johnny Walker Black Ampersand...

In memory of Uncle Spacey...

I'll have whatever you give a gal on her 21st, Semi. (In two hours, anyway-- we're on PST here.)

Why Everyday Girl, you're much too young to drink. But you're not to young to clean. Pick up a mop and when you're done, load the dishwasher.

Caliente, SHAKES is also on PST. So we'll wait until tomorrow. Wouldn't want to run afoul of the law, now, would we.

Ohmygod!

yeah, cuz Cali's never, like, tried alcohol before today....

Right.

Yay, it's time!

I'll have what she's having, but less.

I'll have what Cali's having, but perhaps not as many refills.

As Caliente's sugar daddy, I'll pick up her tab. (which is easy to do here since all the drinks are free)

Ohmygod! The dishwasher just broke (Imagine That!) so you guys are all like gonna hafta drink out of paper-cups.



Now if you'll please move to the back room I need to sweep up in here...

no, the dishwasher's fine. See? it just needed to be plugged in.

Caliente, first of all, Happy Birthday. Now down to business. A margarita is always a good celebratory drink. We'll make yours with Heradura Gold, fresh lime juice, a bit of Rose's lime and Courvoisier.

FC and Kent , I hear you and your wish is my command.

Everyday Girl, you're doing a swell job. You have a bright future in residential maintenance and sanitation.

Ohmygod! Mr Shakeyrear! You're such a like Big <strike>Jerk</strike> Help.

Here, let me finish loading that...

<Crash!!!> Ohmygod! I like dropped all those expensive crystal goblets...

<Sniff> Mr Semi's gonna kill me... <Sniff>

Hmmm, interesting brochures for "Miss Precious' School for Naughty, Wayward and Incorrigible Girls." I think somebody's gramps needs to peruse these.

Just mark them "for display purposes only - do not remove from premises" and you can be sure he'll avail himself to them.

Ohmygod!

Gramps would never send me away to some stinky old boarding school.

If he even like thought about it I'd... I'd... never speak to him again.

Who said "Miss Precious' School for Naughty, Wayward and Incorrigible Girls" was a boarding school? It sounds more like a reformatory.

*cough* Watch out you don't go convincing him with promises like that.

Ohmygod!