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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Deputy
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Ohmygod, this place is empty, I've like never seen it this way before.
I think I'll grab a Diet Coke and take a nap in Gramp's chair by the fireplace.
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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[looks around]
Good thing there's robots to keep this place clean.
[lights fire in fireplace]
Who's up for eggnog?
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Bold Flavors
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I am! What do you say? A lil' toast for Semi & STU, two SHAKES regulars not seen for some time? 
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Hear hear! Should auld acquaintance be forgot. Pass me that eggnog, double nutmeg.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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(raises glass)
To absent friends!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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*sigh* So many memories! Since I'm still part owner I guess I should remind everyone that ... "Drinks are on the house!" 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I'll just have a cuppa Joe...
This place used to be my favorite LW hangout...
Semi, Buddy, where ever you are, and what ever you're doing, here are my personal Best Wishes for you and yours in the coming year.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Here, here!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Dalwhinnie, please, neat. A toast to Semi! All the best to you this Christmas and in 2007! We really miss you! 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Merry Christmas, Semi-Sweet
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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A pint of Guinness and a Glenfiddich chaser please.
"To absent friends. May your past year have been good and the next one even better!"
Be lucky
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I'll just have a cup of coffee
-- leave some room for cream . . . Irish cream , and a little Frangelico, and a splash of bourbon
In fact, just put the coffee in a separate cup.
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A ginger ale for me, thanks.
Cheers, all.
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Sigh. all this missing Semi makes me sad, and I don't drink when I'm sad.
I'll have a coffee, please.
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Don't be sad in SHAKES! Remember: GRL and the girls synchro-swimming team! Space Ranger blasting off the triple varnished antique saloon swining doors! (I never could remember that right  ) Semi throwing out Tark the Mute's Android Harbinger singing on the piano Miner keeping the UP economy afloat via a three-fer STU passed out in puppy form under the bar Blockade Boy saving SHAKES from the Royal Inquisitor Many postathons and many fun nights! Fret not friends, for I feel that all posters eventually return--and I think experience has proven me right and will continue too! We can only toast them in their absence and drink with them upon their returns! to all friends past and present and to the next when we see them!
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Well said, Cobie. And what do you mean "ginger ale", Miner??
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That's his code for champagne I think!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Miner's gone on the wagon now and again. I'm on it too, right now.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Well, I'm not.  Irish carbomb, por favor!  It was fun, fun times.
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Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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hmm..... let's take these Xmas decorations and spiffy it up for New Year's.
How about a 1920s, art-deco, jazzy, F Scott Fitzgeraldish theme sound?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Sounds great to me.
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Well, I won't be here tonight, so I'll toast you all here and now!
Happy New Year!
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Wow, looks like we all spent the evening elsewhere.
Happy New Year, folks.
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Happy New Year. Strangely, I started it off without alchohol. 
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