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Legion World should have a malt shop IMHO, Semi

So build one.

Let's think of a name for LAM's malt shop.

No, no...I was being facetious - really!

We weren't. It's an opportunity for you to have your very own thread. Nuture it and it will grow.

LAMs Luscious Licks?

Sounds good, Mattropolis - I will take it under consideration

Perfect! When I first started chocolatte Stu quickly became my partner to make sure things ran smoothly. Perhaps you need a partner LAM?

I humbly suggest Giant Robotic Lesbian.

Cobie, are you offering to be LAM's partner in the Malt Shop? At least you could be the silent partner and put up the investment funds. It hear you've amassed quite a sizeable fortune thorugh your Security Office.

I tend to try and stay below the radar on these matters, but you've heard correctly. As long as their is no LMB leader, there is little to hinder the Security Office's ceased contraband to go to the Cobalt Kid fund. Combined with my Triumvir booty that is constantly sent back to me, I've amassed quite a fortune.

I'd be happy to put up the investment funds to get LAM started. All I ask is a modest percentage of profits, LAM's pledge of alliegance in all future Legion World civil wars and splits and a promise from LAM to never, ever, under any circumstances, bother GRL with questions about the night a certain LW hero got her drunk...

Aw, would you really, Cobie? I am touched! Just tell Queen Connie and all the other feline folk at Legion World that fresh cream and kitty nibbles will always be accessible once I get the "malt shop" up and running.

I have never in my life met a Giant Robotic Lesbian - at least one I never liked

Why is this on page two when I need a drink?

Apparently it's not anymore. What can I get you, Arachne?

Opal Nera. I need the comfort of tradition. (No, nothing serious is wrong, I just hurt my throat a couple of hours ago.)

I told you to use a throat spray before singing "O mio babino caro" to that sold out crowd at the National Arts Center.

It's a beautiful, warm, rainy spring day! too rainy for my walk, alas. I could go for a vodka martini, if you please.

Kent, you should know how I feel about vodka martinis. The word "abomination" comes to mind. However, for you my good friend, I'll make a special vodka martini. One chilled martini glass. One ounce of very good iced vodka. Pour vodka into martini glass. Swirl and toss out vodka. Add good gin (Boodles or Hendricks) to shaker with ice. Shake 100 times and strain into martini glass. Add olives (if Boodles) or lemon twist or cucumber slice if Hendricks. Enjoy your "vodka" martini, Kent.

What do you get if you combine malibu rum and banana liqueur? I have both left over from a wedding shower punch a few years back. Never occured to me till now that they might work together.

Try it and let us know. I think it would be fabulous. You might want to add a bit of cream. I wouldn't suggest more than one, though. If it's any good, we'll make it an official SHAKES drink. You get to name it of course, as the creator.

Semi-

I was totally unaware of yor contempt for vodka martinis.

I always trust my bartender as I would any other physician, so from here on I shall reacquant myself with traditional martinis.

You are a wise man, Kent Shakespeare.

Okay, I tried mixing the rum and banana. Very nice.

I'm not good at coming up with names, though.

Malibanana?

That's it, the Malibanana, Arachne's signature cocktail. Arachne also has a signature liquer, Opal Nera. She's becoming quite a booze hound, come to think of it.

Semi, I would love a coffee liquer with lots of cream and a dash of rum, s'il vous plais