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 Just spoke to the UP analysts and it appears the economy is going under in a big way. If Outdoor Miner continues to *not* drink, the entire alcohol industry will most likely cause an economic crisis across the UP, the AP and every other planetary system. This is more serious than we imagined!
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I'm sorry if I'm scaring anyone, but that is just a good ol' fashioned chocolate malted I'm asking for.
Yep, this bug is now booze-free.
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Legionnaire!
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Still??
Spike it, Semi!
And I'll have that single malt.
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by legionadventureman:
Hey Kent - Does "Silly Old Fart" look good to you? wasn't that the unfilmed third installment of the "Grumpy Old Men" flicks?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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MIner, kudos to you. I know from personal experience how hard it is to give it up. We'll always have alternatives at SHAKES.
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How do Semi. Give me somthing simple but tasty. Preferably a bit galm but not too sweet and not pink.
Oh, by the way, I just heard something really interesting. Apparently in the one year gap we just had Tamper Lad was 'changed'. Well, I hear from a reliable source (ie: me) that when he says 'changed' what he means is 'was castrated by midget militant feminist voles with sharp sticks and attack squads riding on giant beetles'. I swear, it's all true. I heard Cobie has photos but he'll deny it because then people will start asking how he got them and that's a whole other story I'll make up... err, reveal at a later date.
But it's all true. But don't tell anyone because it's secret.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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A good old tasty standby is a Negroni. It's the martini glass that makes it glam.
Poor Tamper. I suspect he's going to miss them.
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Can I have a rainbow cocktail, please, Semi?
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Yes you can have a rainbow cocktail, LAM. How do I make it?
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Alrighty - Its one part lemon squash, one part lime and last part raspberry...add some soda and bitters and you have a gay old time after several 
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We have no lemon squash -- would a butternut squash do?
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Oops, that's an Aussie reference re lemon squash...I meant lemonade, Semi! 
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Oh, that changes things doesn't it.
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I hope it clarifies things, too
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Hi Mr. Semi! Can I have a Bannana Malted? Pretty Please?
Or one of those like Rainbow Thingies, VIRGIN, of course!
No! Wait! What I'd really like is an Egg Creame! Mr. Vee made me one of those once and it Space-Rawked!
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Everyday Girl, welcome. We have a diet coke for you. I understand you're trying out for the cheerleading squad. SHAKES would never want to jeopardize your chances by feeding your lard butt.
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Good evening, sirs and ladies. Please, barkeep, I would like one of these amazing drinks - the ingredients are mentioned at the bottom of this page . They could almost be sentient. Or evil. Or both!
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Everyday Girl, welcome. We have a diet coke for you. I understand you're trying out for the cheerleading squad. SHAKES would never want to jeopardize your chances by feeding your lard butt. OHMYGOD!!!! LARD BUTT!!!! I like try to be nice and follow the rules you old geezers set down and then you go and call me a LARD BUTT! I'll have you know I'm the prettiest girl in my class, and I don't have to "try out" for cheerleading cuz I'm the star player on my basketball team, and my soccer team, and I'm an UNDEFEATED Wrestler, Three Pins and Six of Six when the stinky boys on the other teams don't chicken out and... and forfet! LARD BUTT! I'm going to the Evil Genius Club! Mr. Tamper would never call Me a LARD BUTT! So, Like as Shadow Lass would say, EAT IT, GRANDPA!!!!
Hi! How are you?
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Originally posted by sheer: Good evening, sirs and ladies. Please, barkeep, I would like one of these amazing drinks - the ingredients are mentioned at the bottom of this page .
They could almost be sentient. Or evil. Or both!You live dangerously, Sheer. I bet that's the sort of drink Thora serves her male guests - before she flogs them.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Sheer, that drink is pretty close to a Bull Shot.
BULL SHOT
ingredients:
• Several dashes Tabasco sauce [optional]
• Several dashes Worcestershire sauce
• 4 oz. beef consommé or beef bouillion
• 1/2 tsp. grated horseradish [optional]
• 1 1/2-2 oz. vodka
• 1 tsp. lemon juice
Pinch celery salt or celery seed [optional]
Mixing instructions:
Mix all ingredients with ice cubes in a chilled double Old Fashioned glass.
Strain and pour into a shot glass for a BULL SHOT "SHOT".
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Hmm, not for me.
But now you've got me wanting a bloody mary.
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Hm. The Bull Shot sounds like something that would be a fair cold remedy.
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Bull Shot? Sounds like the name of one of those hard-boiled detective gumshoes
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bullshot crummond 
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