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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Wanderer
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Everyday girl has expensive tastes in scotch blends. Ever tried the new green labelled JW Ev-Girl?
Aparently it's blended from 15 single malt whiskies and no grain whiskey at all. I think it's labelled under different names in Diageo's various marketing areas.
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Deputy
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Originally posted by Everyday Girl: [b] Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] No little drunkette. You may not have a beer. And you didn't even have the first one. Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. You're too young to be hanging around bars. Why just look what that did to your Gramps. Think he'd be the way he is if he hadn't grown up in a tavern? No, that's for sure. Now sceedaddle! Meanie, [/b] Everyday Girl - you're a cute little girl and I am not refusing to serve you just to be mean. Obviously, your gramps is neglecting his duties or you wouldn't be here. Oh, if only my sterling friend, Space Ranger, were still alive. You'd have a proper upbringing then. Any chance, you think, Space Ranger might not really be dead - just comic book dead? [/b]Now just why do you think I'm turning into a little lush here Mr. Semi? I mean aside from the fact that I inherited Great Uncle Spacey's job as Assistant Chief of Legion World Security and I **Hic** have to spend all day trying to keep Cobalt kids hands off of my pert little bottom. It's because Uncle Spacey is D-E-A-D, dead and I miss him... And he isn't coming back... And I really miss him... And the only good things I can think of from him dying is that I'll never have to eat Lima Beans again and he won't fly in and take the drink out of my hand. Except I really wish he would... **SOB**
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Arent you in the wrong thread, TL? That sort of info is a real thread-killer if ever I heard it...
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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"You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"
It's all so clear now.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Wanderer
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I don't know, but next Saturday when I watch US College Football and the VT highlights come on I'm screaming GO HOKIES at my televison.
What genius names their school's sports teams after castrated turkeys?
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Well, TL, our university named it's football team after a bunch of girls name Gael. I mean, it's Scottish and everything, so couldn't they have called them the Heathers -- or was that already taken?
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Wanderer
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Wasnt "Heathers" the name of a hokey movie starring Winona Ryder and Shannen Doherty?
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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It took me some time to come to terms that our teams were named after the girl cheerleaders in the Scottish outfit doing that highland dance.
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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When I was in grad school at Wayne State, they still called their teams "The Tartars". There were silhouettes of a Mongolian warrior all over campus. They now call themselves "The Warriors", which is alliterative and that's the best I can say about it.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Trap Timer
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Anyone on Legion World a Virginia Tech grad? Yeah. The Hokie-as-castrated-turkey thing is apparently apocryphal, though I often enjoy spreading the myth myself. The Straight Dope.
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Wanderer
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You mean you fibbed, EDE?
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Deputy
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Oh Pooh, Everybody knows a castrated turkey is called a cobie, not a hokie...
**Giggle**
**Hic**
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Wanderer
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Here, Ev-Girl, have another drink *converts the JW into Ginger Ale*
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Leader
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*Slips Evey some minature whixkey bottles*
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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*converts whiskey into Dr. Pepper*
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Sorceress
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Sorceress
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: No little drunkette. You may not have a beer. And you didn't even have the first one. Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. You're too young to be hanging around bars. Why just look what that did to your Gramps. Think he'd be the way he is if he hadn't grown up in a tavern? No, that's for sure. Now sceedaddle! You enforce that rule, Semi, if you want liquor, you'll just have smuggle it in like the rest of us.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. Ummm...exactly what offense leads to a Cobie -spanking. I've been pretty bad lately.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Originally posted by Tamper Lad: [b] Anyone on Legion World a Virginia Tech grad? Yeah. The Hokie-as-castrated-turkey thing is apparently apocryphal, though I often enjoy spreading the myth myself.
The Straight Dope. [/b]Thanks, EDE. I used to live behind Lane Stadium -- Home of the Fighting Gobblers.
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Originally posted by Lad Boy: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. Ummm...exactly what offense leads to a Cobie -spanking. I've been pretty bad lately. [/b]I'll have what he's having!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Originally posted by Lad Boy: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. Ummm...exactly what offense leads to a Cobie -spanking. I've been pretty bad lately. [/b]Ask Spellbinder, She knows.
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Re: SHAKES 4 - Now Open
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Leader
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Originally posted by legionadventureman: *converts whiskey into Dr. Pepper* converts LAM into a chicken HAH! eat it Grandpa!
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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Come here Everyday Girl.
I know you miss your Uncle, and I'll be here to talk, but you can't go wandering around town illegally drunk. I'll even keep my hands off you, er, tonight.
Oh, and the line for spankings begins to the right. Giant Robotic Lesbian is first.
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Time Trapper
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You sure like to live dangerously, Cobes.
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Oh my - who ever thought SHAKES would be home to English style humour with all this talk of spanking. Who started this anyway.
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I'd like an Arachnetini and a Fellows Martini, please! In honour of Canadian Thanksgiving's Boxing Day...
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