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Everyday girl has expensive tastes in scotch blends. Ever tried the new green labelled JW Ev-Girl?

Aparently it's blended from 15 single malt whiskies and no grain whiskey at all. I think it's labelled under different names in Diageo's various marketing areas.

Now just why do you think I'm turning into a little lush here Mr. Semi? I mean aside from the fact that I inherited Great Uncle Spacey's job as Assistant Chief of Legion World Security and I **Hic** have to spend all day trying to keep Cobalt kids hands off of my pert little bottom.

It's because Uncle Spacey is D-E-A-D, dead and I miss him... And he isn't coming back... And I really miss him...

And the only good things I can think of from him dying is that I'll never have to eat Lima Beans again and he won't fly in and take the drink out of my hand.

Except I really wish he would...

**SOB**

Arent you in the wrong thread, TL? That sort of info is a real thread-killer if ever I heard it...

"You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"

It's all so clear now.

I don't know, but next Saturday when I watch US College Football and the VT highlights come on I'm screaming GO HOKIES at my televison.

What genius names their school's sports teams after castrated turkeys?

Well, TL, our university named it's football team after a bunch of girls name Gael. I mean, it's Scottish and everything, so couldn't they have called them the Heathers -- or was that already taken?

Wasnt "Heathers" the name of a hokey movie starring Winona Ryder and Shannen Doherty?

It took me some time to come to terms that our teams were named after the girl cheerleaders in the Scottish outfit doing that highland dance.

When I was in grad school at Wayne State, they still called their teams "The Tartars". There were silhouettes of a Mongolian warrior all over campus. They now call themselves "The Warriors", which is alliterative and that's the best I can say about it.

Yeah. The Hokie-as-castrated-turkey thing is apparently apocryphal, though I often enjoy spreading the myth myself.

The Straight Dope.

You mean you fibbed, EDE?

Oh Pooh, Everybody knows a castrated turkey is called a cobie, not a hokie...

**Giggle**

**Hic**

Here, Ev-Girl, have another drink *converts the JW into Ginger Ale*

*Slips Evey some minature whixkey bottles*

*converts whiskey into Dr. Pepper*

You enforce that rule, Semi, if you want liquor, you'll just have smuggle it in like the rest of us.

Ummm...exactly what offense leads to a Cobie -spanking. I've been pretty bad lately.

Thanks, EDE. I used to live behind Lane Stadium -- Home of the Fighting Gobblers.

I'll have what he's having!

Ask Spellbinder, She knows.

converts LAM into a chicken

HAH! eat it Grandpa!

Come here Everyday Girl.

I know you miss your Uncle, and I'll be here to talk, but you can't go wandering around town illegally drunk. I'll even keep my hands off you, er, tonight.

Oh, and the line for spankings begins to the right. Giant Robotic Lesbian is first.

You sure like to live dangerously, Cobes.

Oh my - who ever thought SHAKES would be home to English style humour with all this talk of spanking. Who started this anyway.

I'd like an Arachnetini and a Fellows Martini, please! In honour of Canadian Thanksgiving's Boxing Day...