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From All in the Family:

Mike: New and Improved! New and Improved! What did we have before "old and lousy"?

Rob Reiner made a better director than actor. But what a Meathead!

As much a meathead as anyone who posts after this post. (excluding myself)

Also anyone posting after this (except for me) admits to kicking puppies and kittens, pulling the tags off of mattresses, and purposely putting the replacement roll of toilet paper on the wrong way.

Nice try, Quis, but my sterling reputation attests to the fact that I am neither a meathead nor do I engage in any such silly behaviours as you have described.

The next person, however...

..is deeply concerned about the plight of endangered threads everywhere. Killing threads for sport is inhumane and just plain cruel.

POSTING SAVES THREADS!!!

And threads combine to make the fabric of our LIVES!!!

Like silk TAFFETA !!!

Quis' efforts to smear those who post after him are merely a self-serving ploy - a ploy any sentient may feel free to disregard. Cobie can, too.

So just whats wrong with what quis' said? Dont we all do this

You all do but I don't. At least that is what my previous post says.

Can we talk more about silk taffeta?

I don't think I could stop you even if I said "no".

but you could try at least.

OK.

No more discussion about silk taffeta. You may, however, talk about chiffon.

Every time I see or hear the word "chiffon," I think of that 80s novelty song by Julie Brown, "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun."

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

{Refrain}

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

{Refrain}

Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near


So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.


Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a...

Wow. Thanks for making it a full-fledged blast from the past, Quis.

My favorite lyric has always been:

"God, my best friend's on a shooting spree.
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me."

Pure gold.

Chiffon always makes me think of 1970s/early 80s margarine commercials.

Well, it's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Are we back to discussing maragarine now?

Blame Kent.

But you could always just stop posting here and thus not discuss margarine.

Sorry.
Margarine is even more annoying in real life at the moment... a lot of places here use the word "butter" as a generic that includes margarine; if you're asked if you want butter, you might get margarine. If you ask if it's real butter, not margarine, you get looks of confsuion as aparently no one else ever asks.

But let's blame Quis for anything in this thread that the rest of us don't like.

I don't like that, but I refuse to blame myself.

Margarine is a fun word to say, though.

In the "Nasty Genie" thread once, someone wished for a Butterfinger and someone, I think it was Lad Boy, granted it saying they now had a butter finger and a margarine head.

Since then, I've used "margarine head" as a mild insult, usually to reckless drivers.

Wow, that's great self-restraint, Rocky! My language for those drivers is normally more...colorful!

I bet you're one of those guys who say things like "sugar!" and "son of a biscuit!" and "oh, Fuddruckers!" a lot!

Guilty!

"Poop on a cracker" is one of my favourites. I also often say "Heavens to Mergatroyd".

Well, kiss my grits!