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Arf!

Moo!

sounds like more of a catfight to me.

Meow!

hisssssssssssssssssssss!!!

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This thread seems to be turning into Animal Farm.

Some posters are more equal than others.

None are more equal than you and I, Rockhopper Lad.

Equality is all very fine and well, but why should everybody have it?

Equal is good, but I prefer Splenda.

I prefer the real thing rather than Splenda

Some of us have no choice.

I'd rather have no sweetener than the fake stuff; they taste too artificial; they taste even sweeter than sugar, and it's just too much.

It gets even more annoying trying to find convenience store drinks with neither sugar nor artificals.

I actually can't tell the difference between the artifical sweetner and sugar.

I hope you can tell the difference between margarine and butter.

Yeah, margarine's cheaper!

Margarine also has had some of the best commercials:

Blue Bonnet ("Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it." )
Chiffon ("It's not nice to fool Mother Nature! If you think it's butter, but it's not, it's Chiffon!")
Imperial (The crown appears as the person takes a bite.)
Parkay (Michael Bell's voice saying "Butter")

Just to name a few.

Fabio hocking I can't believe it's not butter should easily accomplish the impossible dream of resolution of this thread.

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter's finest moment was undoubtedly in a soliloquy spoken by Alice the Verger in an episode of The Vicar of Dibley:

"You know that stuff they're selling now at the local shop, 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter'. Well, you know, I can't believe it's not butter. Then yesterday ... I bought this other stuff, like a sort of home-brand you know... Well I can't believe the stuff that is not 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' is not 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter', and I can't believe that both 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' and the stuff I can't believe is not 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' are both, in fact, not butter. And I believe they both might be butter, in a cunning disguise. And in fact there's a lot more butter around than we all thought there was.

It takes real brains to play stupid.

you ought to... never mind.

Rocky: margarine needs better commercials, since it's selling an inferior product.

That's true. I've always wanted to see a butter commercial where they say that their product tastes just like margarine.

I always felt sorry for whatever outfit it was that decided to call itself "the Leading Brand," since everyone was always bashing it, and you never saw anything called "the Leading Brand" on the shelves, meaning the smear job was quite successful.

Yeah, that "better than the leading brand" thing got really old. Maybe it was the leading brand because it was a better product--or maybe it just had better marketing and merchandising. I always felt that was what led to the demise of the Hydrox cookie. I always preferred them to Oreos, which were, in fact invented four years after Hydrox, but Oreo had better marketing and merchandising and became the "leading brand" (with, admittedly, a much better name). People perceived the Hydrox as an Oreo knock-off and, eventually, it was discontinued.