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America may need to bone up on it's spelling.

Wha chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Probably trying to get us to add a "U" to everything.

As in "eveurything"?

Just like that.

It's insidious, and must be stopped.

get with the programme.

and be a good neighbour.

Just two more days..... Argh!

Read your sig again, and weep.

I just need to find a suitable distraction for you. Hmmmm.. Phyllis Diller, a container of Cool Whip, and the latest issue of Cat Fancy magazine...

'Phyllis Diller and a container of cool whip'?

...mummy, I'm scared.

Don't forget the latest issue of "Cat Fancy" magazine.

I have no idea who Phyllis Diller is.

I suspect this is A Good Thing.

Phyllis Diller (born Phyllis Ada Driver on July 17, 1917) is a Golden Globe-nominated American comedian who is considered one of the pioneers of female stand-up comedy. The stage character she created was a wild-haired, eccentrically dressed housewife who made jokes about a husband named "Fang" while smoking from a long cigarette holder. She is also known for her distinctive, cackling laugh, one of the best-recognized in comedy.
More on Ms. Diller

What part of "suspect this is A Good Thing" did you not get, hmmm?

The “REAL” facts about Phyllis Diller:

Born Phyllistine Daisy Hitti-Usus in Babylon around 1520 BC. Phyllis showed an early talent for both pottery making and stand up comedy. Opting to pursue the latter, Phyllis changed her last name to Diller and delved into a career in comedy . Her first one woman show, “Not in My Hanging Garden You Won’t!”, brought her both critical acclaim and national attention. She quickly became a favorite of Babylon’s ruler The All Powerful And Mighty Prince of The Sun and Ruler of the Cosmos Before Whom All Must Bend Or Perish, Neppubal-Appsolar. After the fall of Babylonian Empire she eventually moved to Hollywood and frequently paired up with comedy legend Bob Hope.

Phyllis, the early years:

Wow! All that and she appeared in an episode of The New Scooby-Doo Movies too!

And there was also an episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 where Crow T. Robot did a spot-on imitation of Phyllis Diller's voice.

And she had a recurring role on the CBS soap "The Bold and the Beautiful" as a hairdresser and confidante to Darlene Conley's Sally Spectra (may Darlene rest in peace)!

Who makes the fog surrounding the Golden Gate simply disappear?
Phyllis. Phyllis.
Who makes the warning bells on the cable cars play the "Gangs All Here"?
Phyllis. Phyllis.
Who charms the crabs at Fisherman's Warf right out of their shell?
Who lights the lamps of Chinatown just by walking in view...who?
Phyllis! Phyllis! Phyllis! It sure isn't you!

Man, Phyllis sure brings back memories of the '70s...Phyllis and Charro.

Cootchie - cootchie

Ah, Charo. I loved it when she would attempt to say the name of my native state and it would come out "Massachoochoo".

I remember when Charo did commercials for Maaco and pronounced it "Mah-ko"!

My goal to not abide by the rules of this thread and disqualify myself, but still cause the thread to die anyway so no one wins at all remains the same.