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Hrun wanders into the re created ice palace. Almost absent minded he picks up a large warm fur and throws it backwards. It lands on Superboys Primes head covering from top to toe.

Tis a noble palace for a cold lady, mayhaps she needs a Barbarians warmth to melt her frozen heart.

Hrun continues to explore, he finds and pockets a few diamond necklaces.

Tamper. Cobalt. You claim what, exactly? Friendship? Support? Where was that as I was being humiliated time and time again by your little LMBP, hmm? The election. The diapers. Sexy or not, you boys won't be touching this anytime soon. Now get the hell out of my palace!!

Thank you, Lonestar Ranger. I quite agree with you on all counts. Betrayal is something I refuse to tolerate anymore.

Gary, you are truly too kind. I do appreciate the sentiment, though. And, I believe the worthless so-called man Overlord_Prime has melted them out by now. I will gladly refrain from refreezing them when I recreate my palace. Just give me a moment to do that, then dinner would be wonderful.

<raises arm and returns the palace to its previous state>

Note to self: Find a spell-caster to cast one of those anti-melting charms. An elemental can't waste her precious energy on such matters.

And you, Overlord_Prime-- I'm watching you. Don't think this trespass will go forgotten. Stupid little man.

There. Shall we, Gary?

<throws down dossiers on members of the LMB, including various citizens of Legion World>

Here is what I've collected in the last eight months that I've stayed here. One LMBer owed me a favor, and in my attempts to learn the truth about another four, I began amassing my own intel.

I can tell you where our best potential targets will be...<whispers>...<span style="font-size: 8px;">and do not trust the one called Rockhopper Lad most of all...in other parrallel worlds he is regarded as the most fearsome tyrant and betrayer--it will be he that attempts to bring you down with honeyed words</span>

<ignores Hrun because... uhm, no>

Lonestar Ranger, this should prove very useful to our cause. Good work.

I can't help but wonder, though, why you chose to give these to me and not the LVMBP leader...

When was the last time you saw a villain follow the proper channels of control? You seem pretty naive for an Evil Empress.

'Excuse me Empress can you sign my purchase order for new equipment. Here are three competing quotes form vendors with no known conflict of interest. Also here is my Declaration of gifts i have received from them in the past 12 months'

Tamper, I suggest you take your forms and place them oh so gently somewhere where the sun doesn't shine.

And now Empress, I think we should depart for the evening. Somewhere a bit more private.

Enjoy your dinner comrades...

<pulls out files, and begins looking through the dossiers on Caliente, Actor Lad and Tamper Lad>

Perhaps I can make this work after all...

You know, Tamper Lad, I never liked you all that much when I wasn't evil. I advise you to tread lightly. Oh yeah, and get out of my palace!!

<shoves him outside with beam of ice>

I agree, Gary. Lead on. And thank you, Lonestar Ranger. It's good to know there are a few around who see things as I do...

Hrun, finished stealing the diamonds, looks up and sees Lonestar Ranger sat, his uniform jacket hung over the back of the chair, bent in deep study over the files.

Using an amazing amount of stealth for one so large Hrun approaches the figure and reaches down and steals the rangers badge of office from the jacket hung over the back of the chair.

"Tis pretty, I wonder if he can help me enforce the doom placed on the head of Cobaltus"

Hrun leaves before Ranger notices him.

Hm...that barbarian must have been here again, I can smell him. But he's stealthy--surprising for one his size. Once again, I see that the only way to get the most thorough knowledge of these Legionnaires is to be among them.

But enough of that. Hrun's rage should be directed not at Cobalt Kid, who we can easily dispatch, but at the leader, Kid Marvel.

<begins piling up some intel>

Now the time comes to approach Frio, and let her know of my 'plan' to bring Caliente into our group.

Frio, I've decided we need a night out on the town. And since Legion World doesn't offer any truely refined entertainment, I've obtained tickets to the re-written version of 101 Dalmations currently being performed on Baddass World.

You can cheer for Cruella and I'll buy you a full length black and white fur coat after the show.

Wow, that must have been some night out on the town. Our goal of the LVMBP becoming as debaucherous as us is working--they haven't been seen in days, most likely hungover and full of regrets!

My dear Empress, if the LMBP cant see you and you are not causing trouble (ie interfering with the beer supply) then you are, by the standards of the LMBverse you are not a problem.

I think it is a side effect of the live and let live attitude most LMB member seem to have. After all if Thora, and Tamper can live and “operate” here unmolested, why not you.

Heck we actually welcome Lard Lad and Hrun to the fold, compares to them you guys seem like real gentlemen.

Did you hear that? Frio is threatening the beer supply on St. Patricks day. Of all the Blarney...

Even though she's seized the Club and my considerable stores of beer in the cellar, you can act now to protect yourself from future shortages and price increases by buying your beer under a fixed price contract.

While the spot price remain 67 dollars per barrel for American Lager the market price could double or even triple in a matter of hours.

So protect your family's livlihood by locking in a five year contract at 129.99 per barrel.

thats my Tamper, spots a business opportunity in every location.

But tell me why did you start talking about Beer then move on to something called "American Lager" is that like Beer? or is it something else?

I believe it's a seltzer.

American Lager is a drink that Khunds give their children when they want to ween them from their mothers' bosom.

Its Like having Sex in a Canooe....
(because it F*&%ing near water)
*tumbleweed blows by*

*Tosses Empress Frio a copy of "Refrigerator Tuning and Achieving World Domination for Dummies"*

<Magnetically tosses Ram Boy out of the Ice Palace>

Frio, I'm here.

Sends GCtUM Faraway.

Now hes not sorry.

Now about that beer supply?

Perhaps Frio's long absence has given her time to rethink her stance? Hopefully she can rejoin us and things could be like they once were. I still have hope...