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How about i just turn the other candidates into cottage cheese using these custom EGI weapon systems, then Frio and I can retire to an Undisclosed Location and 'study'.

I would resist the temptation if I were you, dear...

You're all talk, Tamper Lad. That's why it never works out. But follow through and we'll see.

No disrespect meant, Princess. I figured he'd cleared it with you or something. I mean, you do live just across the way from him and everything.

Sometimes we must save Cobie from himself

Ohmygod! Like that’s so not true! I wasn't like grounded! I just needed to spend more time like studying! Cuz, Gramps was most not happy when I only got a B+ in Differential Calculus last semester!

He’s so not fair sometimes.

Differntial Calculus should be easy for Everyday Girl.

The derivative is the equation of the path the bullet takes when Everyday Girl grazes the villain with a bullet. Assuming the bullet travels in a straight line of course.

Ohmygod! It like would be, Mr Tamper Puss, if that last batch of Kneecap Specials you made up for me were loaded properly!

I mean like seriously! 0.0129% of the 240 grain hollow-points measured out at 239.85 Grains and 0.0231% measured out at 240.123 Grains.

You try to keep a 4" grouping at 125 yards with ammo like that!

The QC at the Evil Genius Arms & Ammo Plant is seriously like slipping!

And I expect a 20% rebate on my next order because of that!

Well a one half of one per cent deviation from the 240 standard would seem high. I note however Everday Girl that the observed failure rate only is 360 parts per million.

I admit we have a fair bit to go before achieving six sigma quality in the manufacturing process as that would indicate a sigma of only 4.77.

Good grief, Tamper, would you give it a rest already? You're boring up the EGSC!! And that is not what this campaign needs.

Thank you, Cali.

Just wanted to wish all my fellow candidates the best of luck and remind everyone to vote (for me)!

Kisses everyone!

Isn't that sweet. Vote for Frio.

Frio, allow me to be the first to thank you for a great campaign! You’re tops in my book!



Here’s lookin’ at you kid

I think Frio left and fell off the deep end.

Not yet, Tamper Lad. Not yet.

And thank you, Cobaltus. You proved a worthy opponant.

Better luck next time!

...and you'd BETTER run again, young lady!

Apparently the Evil Genius Supper Club has fallen on hard times since the LMBP used it to humiliate Frio during the last election.

Still, there are a few henchmen hanging around in the back room. They might be useful. and some of Tamper's borrowed technology could be handy.

I was going to wreck the place but instead I think I'll make Tamper an offer he can't refuse.

Sell it to me for 1 credit or else...

The door bursts open, a battle axe flies through the air, skimming past CCUM it buries itself deep in a door frame. There was a moment of silence then slowly, the sleeve of CCUM’s costume slides off his shoulder and falls to the floor.

“Hrun is here. Now little man tell me of thy plan for the oath breaker”

This establishment is now MINE!

*appears in a flash of light*

No, it is NOT! It's mine! Find your own establishment little man!! I shall take it and remake it in my image. The place where I found my greatest defeat shall be the source of my greatest triumph!!

*touches the wall and transforms the EGSC into an ice palace*

Yes, this will do very nicely for a start. Much more fitting for someone with my new.. gifts. The new me.

Bah both Cali and I go to the Legion World Old West theme resort for a week and a non-stop stream of disheveled villains makes this into a soup kitchen. Out, Out, Away with you miscreants this is a place of business.

Er wow Frio remember I was your biggest supporter. Did you change your hair? I like it. It's so much sexier (in that I want to stomp your sensitive parts with my stilletos way).

Er, I hope you remember the little fling we had Frio with great fondess like I do! We had some good times together, and I look forward to many more years of friendship.

Tamper is right, your hair looks much sexier (but please, stop his sensitive parts, I don't like that kind of thing...)

Yes, Frio, I believe this will be the perfect place for you to call a headquarters.

[whisper]Notice how they act nicely towards you now, but shun you privately like they did in the election. You can never be too carefuly around this bunch...they've betrayed each other so many times that they don't remember what true loyalty is. It'll be nice to see you teach them a lesson[/whisper]

Hello Frio, welcome back.

I was considering purchacing this property and giving it to you as a welcome back present, but I see you've handled the matter quite expiditiously on your own.

However if you could see your way to doing me one tiny little favor, would you please unfreeze the henchmen in the back room?

We're going to need them later for some drudge work.

But right now, would you care to join me for dinner?

<melts all the ice with heat vision>

You want this little club?

Very well. Consider it a showing of generousity from your one true master, "empress."