Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The Evil Genius Supper Club - now Restored!

I'd love to join you Lad Boy. But I can't promise I'll remain a "gentleman."

Ungentlemanly gentlemen, remember-- no behaving here! It just wouldn't be the EGSC if you did!

Mr. Lad Boy, if you're still wanting, I'd be happy to melt your sugar (among other things).

And Miss Enchantress, you are welcome any time! This club could use more customers like yourself. And a few less that think tipping is a city in China...

Come one come all, food and entertainment are all free for members. Charges for use of technology and meeting facilities are highway robbery.

Guests will tip Cali or face her wrath. When she adopts this avatar, it usually means she wants to be holding the whip in the Leather Revue.

But if you don't tip her, that's fine as well. That just means I won't have to be the one wearing the ball gag in the next show.

Oops, I accidentally "switched places" with Amora the Enchantress. Hang on a minute...[dissapears]

Thou art a doll. [Amora the Enchantress waves the hand that's not holding her drink, and a $20 bill appears out of thin air] For thee.

How perverse, I get to wear the ball gag for not paying someone.

Lad Boy - you be my sort of dude, dude

Er yes all this week at the club practioners of the dismal science will be debating whether there is a credible economically justified case for socialism in services such as healthcare.

Hint: Take a look at your textbooks and look up game theory of the so-called prisoner's dilemma. Imagine what a profit maximizing rent-seeker should do faced with this question.

Evil Genius economists determining health care? Only true evil can result from this.

Er... what was the number of the private clinic?

the private clinics are already run by evil geniuses. they're just expanding thier market-share by delving into the public side.

In which sector could Bush be put into? The over-achiever or the bumbling sidekick?

No we're simply trying to intercalate the role of payer into the value chain an make it the prime generator of value in the industry. Thus using a non-market strategy of legislatively mandating a single payer, we can force a monopsony pricing model on the hated physician union.

Besides I promised Cali I'd put her dentist on a spit, so she can cook 'im.

Now THAT's truly the work of an evil genius

Evil, without a doubt.
a genius? puh-leaz.

Has there ever been a smart President? Apart from George Washington?

William Henry Harrison -- super genius.

Hey, would anyone like to destroy a small sovereign nation's economy after work today. I have a little time to kill and don't feel like hitting my usual happy hour spot.

Sure!!!

What mischief will we inflict on them? Perhaps we will flood them with massive amounts of their currency to cause hyper inflation. Or maybe we'll start rumors of an impending invasion to sow chaos.

On the other hand I'm kinda tired and feel like trying to cuddle up with our hostess tonight. Can't we just call our friends at United Fruit and outsource it?

I believe I last saw your hostess cuddling up to Hugo Chavez in the storeroom. Maybe the Supper Club will be nationalized by midnight... or turned into a pumpkin.

The conference board of eminent economists agrees that under no circumstances is this club to be nationalized. That does it. No hostess of mine will consort with a populist socialist strongman.

En Garde Chavez! The Chiquita men have sealed off the borders. They've shut down the railroads and brought the country to its knees. Surrender now and I won't lock you for the rest of your life with my army of Dubya clones.

And Cali dear, under socialism they don't have nice shoes.

So what's on the menu today? Cyanide in the champagne? Strychnine in the savouries?

I wasn't in the mood for Latin American food, could we overthrow one of the Baltics or maybe a repbublic that was part of the former Yugoslavia?

Hmmm Not so many corporate links to help us there. But I think taking over the telecom system would be a good first step.

We'll fund those opposition parties too.

You really want a breakdown in telecommunication?

Ohmygod, how did I ever like miss this place? Maybe Miss Caliente will let me help out as a part-time hostess, or bartender, or maybe I could like be one of the programers for the Serving Androids.

Like, ohmygod Grams let her outta the house.