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BULER!!!

Don't worry about the age diff, Tamper and Cali, after all, Tom Cruise is dallying with the chick who almost slept with Dawson!

Since we are being compared to those people. I thought it would be grossly inappropriate but fun to parody beliefs I don't understand.

So Cali if you want to eventually be Katiente to my Tomper Lad. You need to convert to my religion.

You need to worship math, transfer ownership of your genetic material including our future children to Evil Genius Incorporated, and once every several months dance around naked slapping an animal hide against a concrete surface.

HEY!! You guys triple charged my credit card! No honour among thieves?

Do you also want to get yourself a fluffy Persian called Mr. Bigglesworth, TL?

Man, things are getting dull around here. I had time to give myself a manicure and force Tamper Lad to rub my feet. (That's what you get when you make icky insinuations!) Where are all the sweet, fun, easily manipu-- er, beloved customers?

Tamper, there might be a problem here... I wonder if Cramer's slightly miscalculated bill scared them all away? Maybe we should run a special...

How about free entertainment.

In keeping with the 20th century historical theme of this thread, I want something from the period in question. I was thinking a big band and swing dancing but alas i don't dance and have no rhythm to speak of. I want to choose something we all can enjoy, so i suggest an athletic contest.

So how about the Legion World ladies partake in the the EGSC's first annual invitational Jello wrestling tournament?

Dwarf-tossing!

If you were really evil, you'd have dwarf-tossing!

And if you were an evil Paul Levitz, you could have white dwarf-tossing!

What flavour of Jello?

Ahhh...this doth appear to be precisely the sort of establishment I hath been looking for. Methinks my presence alone shall enliven thy club.

Drinks! Drinks for the Enchantress! And be fleet on thy feet, or suffer my wrath.

you want to liven it up?

I got a dollar!

Compulsory wedgies?

Hmmm i admit having Cali's feet in my lap is not the worst thing she could have had me do, but where are all the brilliant schemes to take over the world? The intrigue? the backstabbing?

Only you would dream of such things Tamper. Honestly... I'd tell you you were despicable but, knowing you, you'd like it.

Though it pains me to say it, Kent does make a good point. Though, I think we are in short supply when it comes to dwarves at the moment. (Oh, come on, the pun was just waiting to be said. And, really, what's more evil than puns?)

Cramer, I'd much rather it was chocolate pudding. Thoughts?

General announcement regarding wedgies: Wedgies are for male clientele only unless otherwise specified. They may be provided by LAM, LASH and Tamper only at this time. Applications to apply wedgies can be found at the register... applications to receive may also be found there.

Now, Miss... er, Enchantress was it? What can I get for you today? And shall we start a tab...?

Wedgies? Ewww! Scary thought when you have short penguin legs.

But I won't worry about it. It's not like I actually wear clothes...

Merlot, please, Cali dear. And a tab would be a splendid idea; I am grateful for thy foresight.

TMI, mon cher Rockhopper?

Always happy to serve an Enchantress. If you need anything else, either Tamper or myself would be honored to help you.

Oh, and don't forget to pay the tab before you leave. The interest rates here at the club are, unfortunately, rather true to the name 'evil'.

Many thanks, Cali. Verily, this club doth have the best service I hath encountered in my immortal existence. The tab shall not go unpaid, I promise thee; 'twould be dishonorable if that were to occur. I also promise thee and Tamper Lad that there shall be no drunken misbehavior from myself. Immortality brings with it a tremendous capacity for holding one's drink.

Excuse me, the sugar on my creme brulee is still a bit granular.

Is there someone with a flame thrower or perhaps heat/flash vision to carmelize it?

Thank you.

Ah Lad Boy's here. Hopefully the club will be booking his All-Leather Revue for entertainment sometime in the next month.

It was Mid-Atlantic Leather Week last month, so the leather ... umm ... costumes are all out being cleaned.

Perhaps the all-lycra one-man show, instead?

Sorry. Heat's not my thing. Let me know if your soup or your coffee is too hot. That I can help with. Perhaps our kind hostess may be of assistance.

How nice to finally have a supper club on LW again. It's been slim pickin's since the Beacon was shuttered.

I realize that I don't have a reservation, but do you have a table for a gentleman dining alone?

Oh, Semi, you can join me at my table. I just got here.

*discreetly shoves arctic creme brulee under the table*