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Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you? 
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deddy:  And, getting back on track. ... Wow. Has that always been that shape?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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You wouldn't believe the things I can do with vanilla icing!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
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I've been wondering, do your nipples taste as good as they look in this photo I sneaked of you changing clothes in the locker room?
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Unseen, not unheard
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I'm told I don't smell horrible. Want to test it out for yourself?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Kiss me. I got the Signal.
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Did they just take you out of the oven, because baby you are so hot!
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
You wouldn't believe the things I can do with vanilla icing! This is only bad if the icing comes from a can. 
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by cleome45: Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
[b] You wouldn't believe the things I can do with vanilla icing! How's this then: I have butter. I have confectioners' sugar. I have vanilla extract. I have a bowl. Any questions?
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I've heard I'm awfully fast. Wanna help me work on it?
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Wanderer
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I'm rubber, you're glue.
You know how this ends.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Originally posted by cleome45: [b] Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
[b] You wouldn't believe the things I can do with vanilla icing! This is only bad if the icing comes from a can. [/b]
I have butter. I have confectioners' sugar. I have vanilla extract. I have a bowl. Any questions? [/b][swoons] You scoundrel!
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Gee, I can't help but notice that you don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
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"So, my Chlamydiae is almost cleared up..."
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Hey, could you tell the guy behind you I think he's hot.
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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"Are you as good as your Mom?"
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