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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Let's hit the Dollar Store and I'll buy you something worthy of that pretty face!
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Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you?
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Your like an exothemic reaction, you just keep getting hotter
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Your buns look like they could use a hotdog.
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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
Your buns look like they could use a hotdog. I hate to admit I LOL'd at this.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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Can I touch your bag of snack foods?
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Wanderer
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Is your name Pepsi, cause' I've gotta have it!
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When I saw you--well, let's just say I was thankful I wear Depends!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Legion Tracker: Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
[b]Your buns look like they could use a hotdog. Is that a good LOL, or a bad LOL? *hands woman a pencil* Want to touch my wood?
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Hey baby, they call me "coffee". It's cause I grind so fine. 
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Wanna' see my collection of vintage hentai?
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Hi, I'm foreign... I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
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Your skin feels like a Mylar bag.
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Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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If you come back to my place, you can meet my hermit crab!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Are you ready for the most amazing 4 seconds of your life?
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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I bet I can spit this chewing gum at least fifteen feet.
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Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
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I've nicknamed it "Gim Allon".
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I've nicknamed it "Jim Mallon." 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Unseen, not unheard
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Not all balls are bouncy, you know. Come here and I'll show you.
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