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Re: BAD pick-up lines #325951 09/14/11 09:03 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,957 Groga Legion Tracker Wanderer Legion Tracker Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,957 Groga (...I think future king's been studying at the Lardy & Fanfie School of Dating.) "Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325952 09/14/11 09:36 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR If you leave me to my own devices tonight, I could go blind!! Do you really want that on your conscience? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325953 09/14/11 09:38 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies I was going to be left to my own devices, but I'm all out of batteries. You, on the other hand, give me a charge! The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325954 09/14/11 09:39 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Quote Originally posted by Legion Tracker: Hey baby. Wanna come over and read my nerd-friends' list of bad pick-up lines? 15 pages...and they're hot. And who, Mr. Tracker, are you calling nerds? The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325955 09/14/11 09:40 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR My friends tell me I look just like a young Lard Lad. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325956 09/15/11 02:19 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325957 09/15/11 05:56 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,957 Groga Legion Tracker Wanderer Legion Tracker Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,957 Groga Quote Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Quote Originally posted by Legion Tracker: [b]Hey baby. Wanna come over and read my nerd-friends' list of bad pick-up lines? 15 pages...and they're hot. And who, Mr. Tracker, are you calling nerds? [/b] Oh, Rocky, you wouldn't know them. ;-) "Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325958 09/15/11 06:33 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario You want me, I can smell it.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325959 09/15/11 06:36 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Do you have a quarter, because I told my girlfriend that I would call her when I found someone better.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325960 09/15/11 06:37 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Mmmm - mmmm! All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325961 09/15/11 06:40 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Do you wash your pants in Windex, because I can see myself in them.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325962 09/15/11 07:18 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,957 Groga Legion Tracker Wanderer Legion Tracker Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,957 Groga Time for a name change, fk. BPULK = Bad Pick-Up Line King (How did you get so good at this???) "Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325963 09/16/11 04:33 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario A true artist never gives away his secrets. Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see mysef in your pants.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325964 09/16/11 02:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati L lancesrealm Wanderer lancesrealm Wanderer L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: "It puts the lotion on..." (I know this was taken from somewhere else, but I only know it from Joe Dirt, I think it was.) By the way, Rick, this is from "Silence of the Lambs."

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325965 09/16/11 06:40 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325966 09/17/11 01:22 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Is that an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile™ Whistle in your trousers, or are you just glad to see me? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325967 09/17/11 03:12 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325968 09/25/11 10:26 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Here. Hold this raw egg and pretend it's our baby. I'll be right back. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325969 09/25/11 03:25 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario What do you like for breakfast?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325970 09/25/11 03:38 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,081 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,081 My friend bet me $50 you wouldn't kiss me. I'll give you half if you prove him wrong. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325971 09/25/11 07:09 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325972 09/25/11 09:55 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies I've been stalking you on Facebook and you look even better in 3D! The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325973 09/26/11 04:35 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325974 10/18/11 08:09 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Can I lick this leftover ranch dressing out of your navel? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325975 10/18/11 08:13 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? I've heard you women are turned on by smell. Here, I didn't use deodorant today. Go on, take a whiff! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!