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" Hi, how are you? "
" I dunno, get me drunk and find out! "
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Why don't we put on these Hostess snack cake costumes and see who can reach the creamy center first?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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The Present is Past
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The Present is Past
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"Want to come back to my Time Bubble and see the Big Bang?"
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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How many licks to the center of YOUR Tootsie Pop?
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by future king: I can tie a marachino cherry into a bow with just my tongue!  Actually, this one might cause me to be tempted...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Let me take you on a tour of my body.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...and circumnavigation of various and sundry globes? 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
*wink*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Are your bored, because I really want to nail you.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Hey baby. Wanna come over and read my nerd-friends' list of bad pick-up lines? 15 pages...and they're hot.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Wanderer
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Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
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Time Trapper
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Hey, my boyfriend and I think you are HOT!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Time Trapper
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You're debbie-taunt-tastic!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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May I sample some of your AWESOMETITSAUCE?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Are you a Crayola?
Because you add color to my life.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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I just got tested, and I'm clean. Let's go.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Baby did you just fart, 'cause you blew me away!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Originally posted by future king:
Baby did you just fart, 'cause you blew me away! 
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Wanna know what it's like to be pregnant? Gimme 15 minutes and then wait 9 months...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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