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If it's true we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
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You kinda' look like my therapist.
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You're almost as hot as my ex-girlfriend.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Hey, the Rapture may not have been last Saturday but I can show you rapture any time!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I'll look a lot better at closing time.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Hey baby, you look like my next ex-wife. 
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You and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals, So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel! 
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My spouse thinks I'm out grocery shopping right now.
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I've fallen (for you) and I can't get up.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Wanna see my comic collection? It's in my parents basement...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Ever been with someone who could lick his own eyebrows?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Ever been with someone who could lick their own Charlie Sheen.
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Wanderer
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I can tie a marachino cherry into a bow with just my tongue!
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You'd look so cute as part of my secret wax museum.
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Wanderer
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Hey baby, have you ever seen human velcro in action?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Want to come back to my place and listen to my Marcel Marceau records?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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HIM - Hey, you remind me of my pinkie toe!
HER - Why? Because I'm small and cute?
HIM - No, because sometime before the night is over I'm going to bang you on my coffee table
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Time Trapper
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"It puts the lotion on..."
(I know this was taken from somewhere else, but I only know it from Joe Dirt, I think it was.)
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Hey baby, let's both face the tv tonight.
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If you think I'm hot now, just wait 'til I get into my Gamera costume.
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Wanderer
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Time Trapper
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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My glasses need cleaning. Can I borrow your tongue?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by cleome45:
My glasses need cleaning. Can I borrow your toungue? The French-ish sound of "toungue" would work on me.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Some bad pick-up lines from Archer;
"You have a certain thickness about you that I find very attractive."
"Of course I'm drunk! Why else would I be talking to you?"
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