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(...I think future king's been studying at the Lardy & Fanfie School of Dating.)
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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If you leave me to my own devices tonight, I could go blind!! Do you really want that on your conscience?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I was going to be left to my own devices, but I'm all out of batteries. You, on the other hand, give me a charge!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
Hey baby. Wanna come over and read my nerd-friends' list of bad pick-up lines? 15 pages...and they're hot. And who, Mr. Tracker, are you calling nerds? 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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My friends tell me I look just like a young Lard Lad.
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Wanderer
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Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see!
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
[b]Hey baby. Wanna come over and read my nerd-friends' list of bad pick-up lines? 15 pages...and they're hot. Oh, Rocky, you wouldn't know them. ;-)
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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You want me, I can smell it.
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Do you have a quarter, because I told my girlfriend that I would call her when I found someone better.
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Mmmm - mmmm! All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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Do you wash your pants in Windex, because I can see myself in them.
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Time for a name change, fk.
BPULK = Bad Pick-Up Line King
(How did you get so good at this???)
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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A true artist never gives away his secrets.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see mysef in your pants.
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
"It puts the lotion on..."
(I know this was taken from somewhere else, but I only know it from Joe Dirt, I think it was.) By the way, Rick, this is from "Silence of the Lambs."
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I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
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Is that an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile™ Whistle in your trousers, or are you just glad to see me?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
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Here. Hold this raw egg and pretend it's our baby. I'll be right back.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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What do you like for breakfast?
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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My friend bet me $50 you wouldn't kiss me. I'll give you half if you prove him wrong.
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Wanderer
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Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I've been stalking you on Facebook and you look even better in 3D!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
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Can I lick this leftover ranch dressing out of your navel?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Unseen, not unheard
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I've heard you women are turned on by smell. Here, I didn't use deodorant today. Go on, take a whiff!
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