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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Just so you know, my ectoplasm is pretty easy to get out of your bedsheets... 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanna' see where I had Bible quotes tattooed?
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I'm shopping for love, and there's just something about you that says, "Marked-Down Factory Second."
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 I'm the mistletoe, so you'd better get under me and start kissing-- pronto!  (Works equally well with one partner, or more than one, right?)
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Wanderer
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If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
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If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of my lustful... heart.
Touch the magic...
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Merry Christmas! I've got something for you in my stocking.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Wanderer
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Hey baby, let's discuss it ... over breakfast. 
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I'll be your magic lamp if you just rub me right!
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My animal totem is: dog. Mind if I sniff your crotch?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I'll bet you're sugar and spice: sweet on the outside, hot between the sheets.
(No lie, some creepy guy once actually tried that--or something a lot like it--on me).
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I might like you better if we slept together.
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I can totally refashion this cocktail napkin into a sexy undergarment. Wanna' see?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Moooo.
I'm a baby cow and your utters are utterly fascinating to me.
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Are you slippery when wet?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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I know what might look good on you ... ME! 
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Mmmm... Is that grape bubble gum I smell?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I'm rubber, you're glue. Enough said.
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erra erra... I'm a Kennedy! How bouta liddle drinkie drinkie?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Hey, babe! Want people to ask you why you're walkin' funny at work tomorrow?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Leader
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My belly button is a 9 1/2 inch outie.
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
My belly button is a 9 1/2 inch outie. but I love it.
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You remind me of a very young Huckleberry Hound.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Hey babe, you know what would look even better on you? Again me.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Hi! I got your name and number from the restroom wall.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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