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Re: BAD pick-up lines #325876 09/18/10 10:33 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Just so you know, my ectoplasm is pretty easy to get out of your bedsheets... Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325877 09/19/10 08:33 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Wanna' see where I had Bible quotes tattooed? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325878 11/26/10 12:26 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I'm shopping for love, and there's just something about you that says, "Marked-Down Factory Second." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325879 12/24/10 10:26 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I'm the mistletoe, so you'd better get under me and start kissing-- pronto! (Works equally well with one partner, or more than one, right?) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325880 12/25/10 10:23 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325881 12/25/10 10:42 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,457 Cincinnati OH Mattropolis Wanderer Mattropolis Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,457 Cincinnati OH If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of my lustful... heart. Touch the magic...

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325882 12/25/10 12:25 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Merry Christmas! I've got something for you in my stocking. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325883 12/27/10 06:19 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Hey baby, let's discuss it ... over breakfast.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325884 12/27/10 01:29 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I'll be your magic lamp if you just rub me right! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325885 12/27/10 09:08 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley My animal totem is: dog. Mind if I sniff your crotch? The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325886 12/27/10 09:33 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies I'll bet you're sugar and spice: sweet on the outside, hot between the sheets. (No lie, some creepy guy once actually tried that--or something a lot like it--on me). The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325887 12/28/10 10:07 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario I might like you better if we slept together.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325888 05/08/11 08:22 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I can totally refashion this cocktail napkin into a sexy undergarment. Wanna' see? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325889 05/08/11 09:18 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Moooo. I'm a baby cow and your utters are utterly fascinating to me.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325890 05/09/11 11:29 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Are you slippery when wet? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325891 05/09/11 03:46 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario I know what might look good on you ... ME!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325892 05/19/11 11:24 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Mmmm... Is that grape bubble gum I smell? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325893 05/20/11 07:27 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario I'm rubber, you're glue. Enough said.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325894 05/20/11 04:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina erra erra... I'm a Kennedy! How bouta liddle drinkie drinkie? Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325895 05/20/11 06:42 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Hey, babe! Want people to ask you why you're walkin' funny at work tomorrow? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325896 05/20/11 10:12 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 My belly button is a 9 1/2 inch outie.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325897 05/21/11 04:52 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Quote Originally posted by Ram Boy: My belly button is a 9 1/2 inch outie. YOU DOG MAN!!! but I love it.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325898 05/22/11 05:11 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR You remind me of a very young Huckleberry Hound. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325899 05/23/11 04:43 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Hey babe, you know what would look even better on you? Again me.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325900 05/24/11 06:31 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Hi! I got your name and number from the restroom wall. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."