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I have money tattooed on my penis...wanna blow a hundred bucks?
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How about Twinkies and Postum back at my place?
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No uoy snrut sdrawkcab gnikaeps teb ll'i.
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Time Trapper
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How many drinks would it take to get you to go home with me tonight?
(Total aside, I actually had a girl use this on me!!)
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Your breasts are like leaping gazelles!
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I understand your loathing for the fiend who was my ancestor, but please... please don't hate me!
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In looking over these from the beginning, I've decided to point out some that might-- were the mood and misc. right-- work on me... Originally posted by Set:
Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!'
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<licks finger, puts it on self, then girl>
Hey baby, lets get out of these wet clothes... Originally posted by dedman:
Nice shoes....wanna #*$&?
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Originally posted by dedman:
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. ^Witty and kinda charming if the speaker isn't a totall greaseball or something. Originally posted by dedman:
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? ^Dang... ded's GOOD... Originally posted by Sarcasm Kid:
You ever wonder what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoving object? They get naked. ^heh heh heh. I like this one.
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Time Trapper
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Wanna join me in the storage tessaract and look at some holo-sculpture?
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Let's play "Airline"! You be the passenger and I'll be the metal detector counting all your piercings!
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I'm a Time Trapper, baby. Wanna do some time?
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My real name's cleome, but my close friends all call me Bionic Bivalve Babe.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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I respect you too much to give you a pick-up line.
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I'm sanitized for your protection.
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Time Trapper
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I took a shower three days ago.
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Just arch your back a bit. I'll set up the magnifying glass.
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I need a babysitter for Friday night. Are you available?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer and a prophylactic.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanna' see my autographed picture of Gallagher?
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Is it okay if I eat all the pretzels? You look like you don't need them anyway.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer and a prophylactic. [drift] And on a semi-related note ... <span style="font-size: 12px;">Only as NSFW as would be using the word "penis," sans any photos of same...)</span> [/drift]
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Time Trapper
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Hey, baby...wanna come with me and rob my spank bank?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Just so you know, my ectoplasm is pretty easy to get out of your bedsheets...
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