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I just got this totally awesome Playboy air freshener for my forest green Dodge Dart. You wanna' see it up close?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Don't worry, it won't matter when I put this bag on your head...
Touch the magic...
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"How about if I put on my Mr. Whipple costume and give you a squeeze?"
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Hey, you know how some guys overcompensate for "shortcoming" by buying fancy vehicles...well I drive a gremlin.
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Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later...in our Gremlin!
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"You know what they say: the hard-to-open clams are the ones that give the sweetest juice!"
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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"Okay, Harry Potter or Star Trek...which is your favorite movie to make sweet, sweet love too?"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Darlin', I'm about to ruin a ridiculously expensive pair of underwear because of you.
(sip)
...Did I mention that my underwear was ridiculously expensive?
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I never noticed how attractive you are until I got this drunk.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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If this doesn't work out, you could just pay me.
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There are no lies on your body, so take off your dress. Baby, I just wanna get at the truth.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Wanna boost my self-esteem?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Hey, Rocky! Let's blow this website and go for a ride in my min-AAAAY!-van. We can even take out the third row seating!
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You look great in lowlights...
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Wanna' come over and try on my flannel? 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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aWWWW! Isn't that the cutest itty bittiest li'l thing!!!!
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You've got something in your teeth. Here, let me suck it out for you.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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It's ok, I wont remember your name tomorrow, either...
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Hey baby, wanna help me unwind my bungee cord?
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Wanna' smell my mustache? I just combed it out!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I bought this condom from the dispenser in the restroom, but I don't have my reading glasses. Can you tell me if it's expired or not?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Well, hellooo, sexy. I guess it's a good thing that chick on the other side of the bar has a restraining order against me, huh?
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Hubba hubba! Are those control-top pantyhose?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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