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Re: BAD pick-up lines #325801 03/28/10 03:12 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Your body looks juicy and delicious.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325802 03/29/10 08:30 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 What's up sugartits?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325803 03/29/10 10:00 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,002 California KryptonKid Legionnaire! KryptonKid Legionnaire! Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,002 California Got plans for the stump later?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325804 03/30/10 01:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Wanna go hang in my parents basement...They're sound sleepers. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325805 03/30/10 05:18 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 I got a racecar bed, wanna go for a ride?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325806 03/30/10 08:02 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Are you an innie or an outie? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325807 03/31/10 08:17 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Hey, you got some Italian in you? No? Want some? Bada-BING! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325808 04/01/10 04:50 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325809 04/01/10 08:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society You would look great wearing my pajama top tomorrow morning! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325810 04/01/10 08:36 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,819 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,819 Liberty City You would look great wearing me tomorrow morning.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325811 04/01/10 08:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society So...you into DP*? <span style="font-size: 8px;">*Note: doesn't stand for Doom Patrol</span> Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325812 04/01/10 08:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Hi, my name is Lard Lad... Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325813 04/02/10 06:14 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Hey, you might recognize me as the voice of your favorite porno trailers...

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325814 04/02/10 06:30 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR [holds out housecat] Here. My pussy needs attention. <span style="font-size: 11px;">At chez cleome, our motto is: No joke too stupid or played out, thankyouverymuch.</span> Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325815 04/02/10 11:47 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325816 04/02/10 11:53 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 I bet that pretty face of yours looks just as good slamming into a headboard.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325817 04/02/10 02:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... <looks towards Cleome> Does your pussy need petting? Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325818 04/02/10 07:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Would you like to meet Mr. Johnson? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325819 04/02/10 08:39 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Excuse me while I whip this out... Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325820 04/03/10 09:20 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 I was hoping we could start with something involving parking meters and work our way up.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325821 04/03/10 09:24 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Are those real?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325822 04/03/10 09:24 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Hey, place that incense stick in THIS burner, Baby! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325823 04/03/10 09:26 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325824 04/12/10 08:38 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Is any part of your body deformed? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325825 04/13/10 04:25 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Hey, wanna get it on with the leader of Legion World. - feeling like a Space Kennedy, I tried this line last night thinking it would dazzle my other-half right out of his drawers. - tossing it on the heap today.