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Your body looks juicy and delicious.
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Re: BAD pick-up lines
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Wanderer
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Got plans for the stump later?
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Wanna go hang in my parents basement...They're sound sleepers.
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I got a racecar bed, wanna go for a ride?
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Are you an innie or an outie?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Hey, you got some Italian in you? No? Want some? Bada-BING!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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You would look great wearing my pajama top tomorrow morning!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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You would look great wearing me tomorrow morning.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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So...you into DP*?
<span style="font-size: 8px;">*Note: doesn't stand for Doom Patrol</span>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Hi, my name is Lard Lad...
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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Hey, you might recognize me as the voice of your favorite porno trailers...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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[holds out housecat] Here. My pussy needs attention.  <span style="font-size: 11px;">At chez cleome, our motto is: No joke too stupid or played out, thankyouverymuch.</span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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Leader
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Leader
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I bet that pretty face of yours looks just as good slamming into a headboard.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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<looks towards Cleome>
Does your pussy need petting?
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Would you like to meet Mr. Johnson?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Excuse me while I whip this out...
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Leader
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Leader
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I was hoping we could start with something involving parking meters and work our way up.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Hey, place that incense stick in THIS burner, Baby! 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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Re: BAD pick-up lines
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Is any part of your body deformed?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Leader
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Leader
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Hey, wanna get it on with the leader of Legion World.
- feeling like a Space Kennedy, I tried this line last night thinking it would dazzle my other-half right out of his drawers.
- tossing it on the heap today.
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