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Re: BAD pick-up lines #325776 03/15/10 12:29 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325777 03/15/10 01:39 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Wanna' play checkers? I'll let you do all the jumping. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325778 03/16/10 08:35 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Let me show you my waterbed. It's full of REAL WATER! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325779 03/16/10 08:47 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Baby, the only way you could get any hotter is if I took this cigarette and shoved it in your ear.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325780 03/16/10 09:02 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325781 03/16/10 09:12 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325782 03/16/10 10:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,950 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,950 Up a Gumtree Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Here's one that works when the ladies use it, but when the guys do... not so much: "Have you noticed my gigantic boobs?" Hey, now... It got Lardie married! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325783 03/17/10 08:59 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I still think a shotgun must have been involved.... The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325784 03/17/10 11:48 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Can I try a few pick up lines on you? *give some good ones and some lame ones* OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325785 03/17/10 05:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Quote Originally posted by Pov: Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: [b]Here's one that works when the ladies use it, but when the guys do... not so much: "Have you noticed my gigantic boobs?" Hey, now... It got Lardie married! [/b] My gigantic boobs got me married?!?! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325786 03/17/10 08:38 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Yeah, I'm holding all the cards. Be nice to me and I might let you shuffle the deck. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325787 03/18/10 06:47 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I never kiss on the first date, so let's just skip to the other stuff, okay? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325788 03/19/10 05:54 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325789 03/19/10 06:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Hey, my name is Loser. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325790 03/19/10 07:50 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325791 03/19/10 08:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society You want me to give you the roofie now or later? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325792 03/19/10 08:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Wanna touch my fat? Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325793 03/19/10 08:20 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Quote Originally posted by dedman: Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you. I may have to masquerade as a single person just so I can try this one out... Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325794 03/19/10 08:31 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325795 03/20/10 04:03 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR My grinder's got a brand-new disc, but it needs a man/woman/sentient with good tight grip. So how about it? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325796 03/20/10 04:05 PM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,791 Bronx, NY Sarcasm Kid Wanderer Sarcasm Kid Wanderer Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,791 Bronx, NY What did the movie theatre say to audience as the film was almost over? I'm going to climax.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325797 03/20/10 04:06 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325798 03/27/10 09:45 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Only you can ensure that my Hot Pocket is hot enough. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325799 03/28/10 07:05 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 You're pretty...like my mom.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #325800 03/28/10 01:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,821 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,821 Liberty City I do a great Donald Duck impersonation! Let me don this sailor shirt and hat and take off my pants!