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Re: LMB Tell a Story II: The Sequel
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri

Re: LMB Tell a Story II: The Sequel
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his

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Icon 1 posted 30 October, 2011 21:09 Profile for Invisible Brainiac Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Quick Reply w/quote Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to toss

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to toss cookies


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to toss cookies onto

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to toss cookies onto Rocky's

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to toss cookies onto Rocky's massive

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to toss cookies onto Rocky's massive love

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to toss cookies onto Rocky's massive love hat

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours, like chocolate Lionel Ritchie vocals sherbet lustfully licked lacklusterly. Gladys glimmered gorgeously while Alan Moore's Beard swallowed swallows.

Unexpectantly aromatic cookware arrived for Blockade Boy, who promptly slobbered into Lad Boy's chest protector while Stealth bamboozled Tamper Lad into invading Scotland because kilts are so passe.

Metaphysically, Outdoor Miner wasn't digging politicians graves but hoping for vanilla-flavored cake to smear on Caliente's bum elbow. This caused Frio pangs because Mattropolis filtered coffee through Seventeen Magazine advice column answers written nefariously.

Suddenly, evil persons attacked! "Murder! Murder!" shouted Ram Boy while ostriches matriculated at preschool delinquents with dilated fenceposts rips.

Elsewhere, Jem was skipping school buses over hill sides blooming onions.

Future King pranced vivaciously across Rickshaw's incredible tumescent knee injury, hoping Legion Tracker's trick truck might careen wildly toward Power Boy's cement pond sculpture.

Ajax the Super-Goat somersaulted off a large pumpernickel into boiling teakettles whistling for some taxis driving with broken turnips.

Invisible Brainiac flexed his pecs sexily causing several earthquakes to start shaking violently and throwing planets mightily while smoking hot steam from the middle of his legs wafted towards Power Boy, who inhaled with vigor as his potpourri transmuted several times into Ram Boy, who also flexed pecs while yodeling, causing massive hurricanes to toss cookies onto Rocky's massive love hat as


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