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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!"


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later,


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre


Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum:

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in

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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s


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Lash Lad groped for fun, while his pants dwindled into grotesque inanity. Señor Widebottom donated fifteen pantaloons dyed chartreuse to orphaned giraffes from Gorilla City. Pov flicked his Bic flirtatiously during brunch while EDE polished various parsnips with help.

Suddenly, Suddenly Seymour shouted, "Avast, me brontosaurus salad! There be swollen adenoids! Why, I'll recommend prompt promptness or existential existence for anyone pooping."

"Pooping?" exclaimed Lard Lad, "I'll demonstrate balloon-powered dishwashing via pantomime while balancing feces upon Power Girl's eyelashes!"

"That's impossible!" Space Tart cried. "Dishwashers can't clean blowholes!"

"Oh? Maybe in your picnic-basket, you'll find seamen dancing with Lad Boy, and then Rockhopper Lad, serenading cockatoos, danced with shameless ambiguity toward television commercials."

Cleome looked lustfully forlorn after Faraway Lad strapped on seventynine. Later, Cobalt Kid pistol-whipped ravioli worshippers vigorously because he could.

Meanwhile Director Lad shot footage of humping fat perogies. "Flaxseed!" cried Non Sequitor, "Why dingleberries dingle while paper dries tinkle?"

Later, Deirdre wondered if ice cream comes in '80s flavours

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