Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board OK, what is your LMBP power? I'm looking at you Jerry, Dave Hackett, etc., etc.

Ohhh...I like that one!

I have the powers to waste time, to enter suspended animation for about six to eight hours per day, and to make mechanics wealthy.

I have the fantastic Super Hug power... Whoever feels bad is hugged back to health.

*opens his arms to hug someone in need*

The Secret Origin of Haggard Lad!

Growing up as the only messy person on Pinesolia, the “Clean Planet,” is a difficult life (Pinesolia supplies high-tech cleaning technologies to the UP and even Legion World). Trepp Aron was shunned by everyone around him, including his parents. He couldn’t help who he was and didn’t think he needed to be like everyone else.

When he turned 15, a strange cult-like group kidnapped Trepp. Apparently, they had been waiting for “a fated one” and he fit the description of being extremely messy. This cult had used magic to seal away all of Pinesolia’s dirtiness thousands of years ago. This “haggard” gem has been waiting for the fated messy teenager to appear and plans to make Trepp the champion of the planet. The gem gives Trepp three special powers:

1.) He has no fear at all.
2.) The ability to create sparks when he snaps his fingers (which Trepp can use to light firecrackers for battles and fun).
3.) A bizarre writing ability that makes him switch between print and cursive while writing (happens randomly in mid-sentence or even mid-word) ... the practical applications of this power have yet to be discovered.

For the first few weeks Haggard Lad used his No Fear power for crazy stunts he would do himself and have them filmed by his buddy “Wipes,” a hover-camera bot. He also custom built an old hover board for those stunts. Then one day, an evil telepath named Fearallo can from another dimension and began using his powers to create fear in Pinsolia’s citizens. Haggard Lad, being unaffected by the waves of fear sweeping the planet, used his abilities and hover board to defeat Fearallo. This drew the attention of the Legion and he was offered membership (which was great for Pinesolia because, even though he saved the planet, they still didn’t like him).

Haggard Lad’s first month as a Legionnaire had several hurdles to overcome. He continually misplaced his flight ring (he prefered his hover board anyway) and he was caught napping during several missions. And during his off hours, he enjoys hover boarding through Legion World’s hallways... much to Cobalt Kid’s dismay.

If I shared my secret origin, it wouldn't be a secret anymore .

But, my powers include super-speed thinking and writing.

Especially helpful when an editor says you've got 10 minutes until deadline!

I can make cups of tea in the dark. A fantastically useful and appreciated power at 6-45am. Or any other time.

You COULD just turn on a light, 'Binger. Are UK utility rates that prohibitive???

I tend to be on autopilot mode at that time of the day Pov so I never remember to put on the lights :0 sad but true!

Usually at that time in the morning, I'm sneaking back home to go to work!

The success of said mission due to what new super power, Cobes?

Super-Handsome Smile!

His main power is still Bovine Seduction, though...

One crazy night of cheerleader outfits and sheep, and *puff*: stigmatized for life!

I should really do one of these.

High Priestess Vivane: possesses goddess-like magic abilities, the ability to communicate with and intake the Mother Goddess, sense thoughts, see the future, longevity, and wisdom of the Ages

Windsong/Windbrid: wind/air manipulation and creation

So what are the powers of the new folks?

Tamper Lad?
Caliente?
legionadventureman?
Everybody Else?

And where the heck is Future?

Check here for what I think would be a groovy origin of Tamper Lad! Maybe he began his career as a villain?

We need 'em for KidMarvel, Greypilgrim and others too!

And where the heck is Future?

(Eyrk- you and me might have to just keep on saying that every two or three weeks )

Okay here's my true origin.

My powers involve communicating in confusing cliches that obscure meaning. Yet the person who is listening finds this reassuring and believes what I say to be credible.

These powers were given to me on when I was the sole survivor on a biological science expedition to the planet Skuleofbizness where there is no intelligent life. There I was trained by Dr. Stra'ta'gee and his assistant Mar katting.

Now using the power of value-creation and SWOT analysis I will demonstrate that super premium vodka is indeed worth the money.

Glad to have you on board, Tamper Lad! I'm sure your powers will come in handy next time an arch-villain like Middlefinger or Dip-Thong strikes!

Just to update my powers:

Cosmic Importance-- A tendency to wind up in the middle of "big events" by seeming accident
Super-Disguise-- Though rarely used, it was the hallmark of my career as "Boy of 1000 Faces"
"Jeepers!"-- The ability to summon one of the fabled Luck Lords to do my bidding whenever I say the magic word

And, of course, there's the fact that I command the Hippie Army of Greg Evigan Island and the mighty Legion of Calamity Pets, including Jinx (black cat, possibly the most powerful single individual on Legion World if she could be bothered), Calamity Monkey (with super-feces throwing abilities), and Buzz (a giant trained bee).

We cannot forget Buzz's climatic save during the Red Bee saga either!