Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board OK, what is your LMBP power? I'm looking at you Jerry, Dave Hackett, etc., etc.

Just to keep track of them as Head of Security (and for writing tag-team threads), what exactly is your power? Some people have real powers (i.e. Super-speed), some a bit more goofy (i.e. pulling things out of people's asses).

Cobalt Kid's power is magnetism, and all the various facets that come with it (including flying, creating forcefields, using it to enhance strenght, moving faster, etc.).

Space Tart had the power to pull objects out of people's asses.

So what are the rest of your powers? I can't remember them all anymore...

Lash, do you still have reality warping powers?

I'm not sure if Lucien Lad has gathered any new powers over the last couple of years (he probably has, but what the hey) but his powers come from a link with the Glam Force (minda like the speed force only *much* more chic) which means he's terribly glam and fabulous all the time. OK so it's a vague power at the best of times but it did mean that he was able to break free from the hold of Beigeseid.

Plus he has nostalgia powers as well which means he can warp reality and time. I think that power has always been a little uncontrolled but it's been focussed through other people in the past and I seem to remember some wholesale restructuring of the LMBP headquarters during the summer once when he wanted it to be Christmas. Although possibly that was when he was still the Queen of Diamonds and a member of the LLB. I forget.

Iron Rat is a sorceror whose magic manifests itself with ratlike holograms.

In other words, a deus ex machina power.

Princess Crujectra has powerful illusion abilities that affect all five senses. She also has extremely limited precognitive powers (sort of like a "Spider Sense", really). Her powers are rounded out by limited tactile telekinesis, which she primarily uses to augment her strength and durability.

Crusader has strong telepathic and telekinetic abilities.

Foxy Roxy had the ability to shape shift from human form to a humanoid fox form and finally to full fox form.

Maxx (Crusader's boyfriend) is a sorcerer.

Hmmm... I think that covers all my identities. Gawd, I really AM Sibyl

Non-Sequitor will say or do something totally unrelated to what is going on.

Thanks guys! Keep 'em coming LMBers!

I kind of like the combo of super-powers/goofy powers that the LMBP have.

Another LMBPer is the Spectre (who is the reincarnated Foodmaker Kid in the body of Donna Troy), who has the powers of the Spectre (i.e. Spirit of Vengeance).

Sentient, I have no unusual 'powers' I'm just a normal Daxamite.

My adopted brother (Almost New Kid) has the ability to endlessly annoy people. I don't know if that counts as a 'power' but it is very effective.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(ANK constantly annoys ME)

Hmm... traditionally EDE is a good natured bumbler with basically no talents or abilities except a penchant for stumbling in the midst of cosmic happenings. "Accidents and disasters happen wherever I go..." indeed!

Various alternate versions of me have powers:

LUCIFER LASS: A red kryptonite alternative universe clone with the ability to generate/control beds and other furniture, etc.

NOBODY: Gay, mini-EDE who is intangible and invisible.

ESTHER ROLLE: Hmmm... don't remember if she actually has any powers.

POTTY-MOUTH MASTER: Super-charged profanity spews forth from his mouth.

I believe there are a number of others, but those are the ones I recall...

I have the power to cast invisibility fields around objects, including myself. I also have the ability to maintain a relationship and resist the tempations of comely silk-bethonged super-heroes.

...and super-heroines.

Yes, of course -- that goes without saying.

Vee has the power to vary the size of anything, be it himself (shrinking or growing) or only parts of himself (use your imagination) or anything else (i.e someone's feet, a chair, etc.

Doesn't sound like much but he could shrink someone's lungs so they couldn't get enough air in their system and pass out; he has widened a crack in a wall and turned into into a spare bedroom at the Villa; he could grow dust motes into insurmontable obstacles.

His power is limited only by his creativity, but it does take a toll and can leave him exhausted if he tries to do too much in a short period of time.

I'll keep that in mind.

A few I remember off hand:

Beagle Boy has super-speed

Lard Lad has the power of the Lard Force, one of the strongest powers in the universe that can be a little vague to the rest of us that aren't Lard Knights. He can teleport though and use it to fight

I have the power of smell replication. I can reproduce any smell that I have come in contact with. But I can only use each smell once. And I lose a week of my life every time I use my power. And it doesn't work in direct sunlight.
Not the most useful, I admit, but that's why I am a little known reservist that only shows up to die in big company-wide crossovers.

Oh, *now* you ask....

Basically, Outdoor Miner can negate distance. If he's been to the place he wants to get to, he can just appear there. Or reach out and pull something off a shelf that's actually light years away from where he is. He can do this for other people as well, but it's painful, and he tends not to do it much. At this point, he's still learning about what he can do.

He can also drink tremendous amounts of alcohol without adverse effect.

That's know way to talk about a valued member of the royal guard! You're more than useful Super Lad Kid, and don't forget it!

Fat Cramer has nine lives, one of which has been used. She is a deceptively gentle-appearing assassin: she stalks, catches, tortures and kills. She can move from a dead sleep to full mayhem in one second. A less often used, but equally deadly power is her persistent and withering stare, which sends humans running to do her bidding (usually food-related).

LOL!

Grey Birdboy (my LMBP moniker, alluding to a winged sidekick in Harvey Birdman's cheesy '60s animated series, before he started his law firm) is, well, just your basic everyday ultra-powerful invulnerable tracking-across-galaxies gorgeous-grey-winged devilishly-handsome rippling-pecs-and-six-pack lady-killer Starhavenite.

I have a marked preference, however, for sitting at the bar in LMBP HQ and making either cynical or pompous asides about the action taking place elsewhere, preferably with a Screwdriver (my feathers need that Vitamin C) or single-malt Scotch in my hand.

LardLad called my demeanor "the power of the Pompous Ass," though in light of Lardy's own nether regions and their dimensions, he really shouldn't talk!

A "photo" reference is available here , courtesy of Freekinos and Loser Lad, for those who haven't been blinded by my magnificence in person yet {wicked grin}

Well, now that we know your preferences, SHAKES has been restocked. I personally selected the single malts for you. Don't ask me the names, it was a blind tasting. And as for Vodka, well, I've heard Grey Goose is the rage.

From "the Secret Origin of SharkLad" from the old DC boards ...

SharkLad is the perfect killing machine. At seven feet tall, SharkLad is somewhat skeletal in appearance, with an oversized head and mouth. He has a large dorsal fin and eagle-like talons for hands and feet. He can breathe and swim great distances underwater and his body can withstand great pressures. SharkLad’s is a case where his bite is worse than his bark. Along with being able to eat through just about anything or anyone, his “shark bite” is a flurry of projectile teeth, which he fires with remarkable precision. Despite his ferocious appearance and “killer smile,” SharkLad is a loyal teammate and he would never intentionally hurt a fellow LMBer.

Arachne has the ability to mentally create super strong webs and can change into a poisonous spider of varying size at will. She also has a tendency to hit the wrong key on any keyboard, and often types comands in backwards.

Arachne, we appear to have the same super typing ability