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Why yes, Leno of course! Mary and I have discussed many times how David Letterman is just too raunchy. Right, Mary?

<Mary continues to cling to Cobalt Kid, bringing great anguish to NMR Lad's wrinkly little heart>

<sigh>

So, what is our plan anyway? I'm not really sure how useful I can be.

Okay, Cobalt...Cobie.

<opens the locket up, and that cold feeling immediately goes red hot>

Who...?

<and suddenly My Wee Fem appears in a tiny, miniaturized form! Like No One and Nobody, she is a kack!>

<span style="font-size: 8px;">Mary! Its about time! I thought you'd never figure it out!</span>

Ohmygod! It's... Her... I think!

<span style="font-size: 8px;">My! My! My! Ha-Ha! Whee Whee Whee She's got blades! We want Blades!</span>

Shut up you two!

My... Is that really you?

<Nobody and No One swing down to Naked Mole Rat Lad's side as Brit starts talking to My and Mary>

<span style="font-size: 8px;">Moley! Moley's here! Moley you can be useful just do what you do best! That's what we do!</span>

Okay...

<sees Tim and Rocky and Hyvvie enter>

...now that we have MY back and Rocky's gang here, we only need to figure out what YK and Stoopid Cat are up to. Do we leave them here to continue what they are doing or wait for them to finish and take them with us?

<span style="font-size: 8px;">Of course its me, Brit! I know things are screwed up, but you didn't really think I'd abandon you, did you? You and Mary need to get it together now. So the real Terrific Trio can live again! *Groan* I hate that name.</span>

You're the voice I heard before? This is all so confusing! But I feel so much better that you're here, My.

Um, well, thanks little fellas. (I never thought I would call someone else 'little') Maybe I can be useful here. Maybe I can even be a hero!

<looks hopefully over at Mary, but she still clings to Cobalt>

<sigh>

Like how can we be the Terrific Trio if you're a Cack and Lo... um... I mean... Holly's not here?

<sees the way Mole Rat Lad is looking at Mary and Cobalt, and feels guilty. But it must be a part of this changed timeline>

Between Mary's coordinates and Moley's power, we should be able to get to the Orrery.

I say we take Stoopid Cat and Yellow Kid with us. And leave open the trail from Moley's tunnel so anyone else can follow. If need be, Stoopid Cat or the Kacks can give them a bit of a ride to get there.

In the meantime, we need to end this now.

<looks at Lardy>

You've seen your greatest fear, Lardy. What you could become if you went the wrong way. Now show us the you that goes the other way. Show us our 'big gun'.

<looks to Everyday Girl, and is happy to see her with My Wee Fem; in fact, he recalls other things from a the real timeline, and looks to Abin>

I think Abin, when things are fixed...someone that isn't here with us now will reappear. And it will feel damn good...

I don't know who Holly Honey is, Britney, but My kept referring to me as Lolita before. And that's what Cobie called me.

Maybe...maybe you and I are good friends in this other lifetime? And My too? Stranger things have happened.

<and suddenly, Mary realizes Moley is there too, and she feels guilty; she walks over to him>

Oh Moley, I'm so sorry. I just think...I've found my real true love. But you...you've always been my protector. And I thank you for that.

<she hugs him>

<smiles at Cobalt> Well, if nothing else, DARK LARD had two hands! <holds up right stump and laughs> (Actually, if we survive this, everyone remember my severed hand's in the Tesseract beer cooler!)

<senses something> Phineas is making his move people! There's no more time--Legion World is dying! Abin, leave a trail for Cat and YK (and anyone else)--we gotta go now! Now, how do we get to the Orrery?

Cobaltus, If I could have one conversation with you that didn't include one of your "Mystery Statements" I'd be a happy man.

Follow these two kacks, who will be following Moley's trail, and it should lead us right to here!

Now Moley, you must use these exact coordinates. If you linger off the bearing, we may end up in another time, or some other place.

Phineas has a shield up that is impenetrable. But with these coordinates and your powers--we can do it.

<kisses him on the cheek>

Good luck!

In one of these timelines, we must be friends.

Maybe in that one I'll hold off on mystery statements...

Let me elucidate for ya, Abin--if we win the day, we get Bart back! In the true timeline he came back!

Now, let's get him and our real lives back! To the Orrery!!!

Lead the way, Moley!

Okay Mary, or Lolita, I think you know how to use this... <tosses Lo Tamper Lad's old force-field belt>

Gosh! You guys are the best! Maybe when this is over, you can come over for some feces and tubers! I'll use my mother's secret recipe!

<blushes uncontrollably>

Golly, Mary! Okay, I'll do it. Stand back everybody! I'm going to burrow like I've never burrowed before, and then ... then we nail that mother-sprocker!

(Jeepers! Did I really just say that?)

<BURROW>

<looks into Moley's tunnel>

<grins> All hands into the breach! <leaps in after Moley>

I think I we're getting close. I can sense something ... there's something evil just up ahead.

Yeah, I can sense the foul stench of chronal energies being corrupted! (Did I really just say that?!?!)

No sense in us crawling...

Swan boats!

A trio of boats appears floating a few inches off of the tunnel floor.

"Ride in style people..."

Alright then, ramming speed it is!

<as everyone piles into boats, Cobalt helps Mary into one of them and follows>

As soon as we get there, I'll hit the airways, and stay on the high ground. We'll cluster him from all angles for confusion purposes.

Then its your game plan, boss man.