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Not to my knowledge, though it did leave a nice dark liquid on my boot.

Maybe it was just some leftover storage from SHAKES?

Who the heck can keep track anymore?

Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll just be some Lovecraftian horror instead.

Technically, aren't half the villains we deal with Cobie children?

Anyway, I'm not really sure what we stumbled on. Looks like it's been here for awhile, it's covered in dust and other nonsense.

Should we 'port it back to the office for examination?

CHILLIAIATHON?


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(or SUGGARASS, or something?)

Didn't most of the Lovecraftian Monsters start out as dust covered lumps of something?

Still, porting it back to the office might be the best way to go...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(as long as we go somewhere else)

Don't we have a lab where we can drop these sorts of things off?

I think Dr One is vacationing on Orgasmis Major, and My Kids are in Medicus Two...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(SO... NO! NO WE DON'T)

So much for that idea.

So who wants to take a closer look at it?

Well I am Assistant Chief of Security...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Did you just feel a breeze? Why is that dust shifting around?)

Works for me.

I'll just keep a close eye on things over here. You know, just in case.

Go ahead, Space Ranger! OM and I are right behind you!

...and with our powers, able to make fast exits.

With Dr. One on vacation, perhaps the newcomer Dr. Gimlet & his assistant Trysexual Girl could take a look at it for us?

Somehow I think Vacuum Cleaner Lass would be the appropriate person to check this out...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(why is that dust gathering around my ankles?)

And is it me, or is there a lot more of that black liquid Future stepped in earlier?

Careful where you step in there, Ranger! It's quite unkept around that object.

(I should know...my poor boots! Time for a good polishing anyway, I suppose.)

Umm... Guys... It's getting kind of hard to move my feet... Maybe one of you could give me a hand?

Or a quick shift to somewhere else?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Anywhere else!)

Hold on a sec, Ranger!

OM, can you 'port him out without bringing this sticky nonsense along?

You mean the sticky nonsense that seems to have covered my lower body?

That would be a "no".

Now that's a hand! I know what hands feel like grabbing my leg and that's definately a hand!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(and there shouldn't be a hand there!)

...we are now doomed old women...

Okay, okay...let's see, if I run away & then come back time-slipping myself fast enough to build up momentum in real time & other science mumbo-jumbo, I should be able to pull you guys out...

...except now that liquid on my boots is making them sticky. Let me take them off and I'll try for an escape attempt.

Go for it!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I don't like strange hands, especially There!)

If you can do that, Future, I can risk a short teleport burst. The only problem being I can't really focus on a location right now. We could end up anywhere.

Okay, okay, here we go...

(Sigh...now those boots are really goners! The filth already has gobbled them up!)

*Future darts off in the blink of an eye, chronal energy ripping behind him as he makes a U-turn at the end of the Tesseract and speeds back toward and past OM & Ranger, grabbing their hands/claw as he does so*

Hope I've got enough inertia built up...try it now, OM!

Better than Here!

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Hands aren't supposed to go there unless I want them to and I don't want them to!)

<OM & Space Ranger are ripped free by the sudden impact>

Here goes nothing!

<The three disappear>

Wholly Spit!


Truth and Justice shal...