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LMBPB&B # 24
With his friends downed, Cobalt stands alone against: "My Stripper-- MY SLAYER!!" until assistance arrives in a (Space) Tart-tastic form!
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LMBPB&B # 26
"Enter Icefire"
Even with Spacey's help, Cobie nears defeat & death, but can the Stripper/Slayer stand against the LMBP's own champion pole dancer?
(Note to retailers: This issue ships 10 to 1 with a variant cover by the LMBP's own Sketch Lad ~ for mature audiences only!)
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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LMBPB&B #27
The Weather Wizard travels to the 31st Century to wreak havoc on Legion World. Can Icefire and Caliente put the kibosh on his vile scheme? Be here for "Fire and Icefire".
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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LMBP B&B #28
See Caliente breathing fire as she has to break the speed limit in a desperate race to save Quislet from a riding crop wielding Femi Nazi in
Escape from Coronado
(Note to Retailers, this is a beach babe issue with free posters)
Faithfull
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Bold Flavors
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LMBP B&B #29
In an all-new direction, the Space-Brave and Space-Bold are exemplified by Eryk Davis Ester, Quislet and Senior Widebottom, as Calamity King is forced to make a decision that could lead to the deaths of trillions and only those two LMBers stand in the way in "Heavy is the Head that wears the Clown!".
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LMBP B&B #30
It's a blast from the past as Numf-el, Harbinger, Sonnie, and Bevis encounter the "Haggis of Doom."
This issue also contains a four page "The all new Adventures of Koko and Jinx" Preview.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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LMBPB&B # 31
Harbinger & Crujectra face the ultimate battle to save man-kind...from Thora!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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LMBPB&B #32
"Do Clothes Make The Hero?"
Legion World's fabulosity has been corrupted by those alien style smotherers, the Frump! Can Crujectra and Caliente defeat this menace and restore LW to its swingin' self?
Plus...extra-special fashion supplement with costumes designed by our readers!
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LMBPB&B # 33
Pt2 "The Heroes Make the Clothes"
Imprisoned on Athram, Cobalt Kid, Lightning Lad and Lard Lad are put to work in a WallyWood sweat shop! Hilarity ensues when Lard Lad <strike>fingers his</strike> pricks his finger!
Triple G isn't about to lose his/her best customers though so it's The Primary Color Gang to the rescue!
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strange but not a stranger
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LMBPB&B #34
"Project: Runway of Space"
Caliente rescues Cobalt Kid, Lightning Lad, and Lard Lad from Athram. However, they are challenged by the fierce Klum-bot to make outfits using only the spare parts of discarded spaceships.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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LMBPB&B #35
"Project: Runway of Space, Finale"
Giant Robotic Lesbian to the rescue! That's right, who better to deal with the Klum-bot and free Caliente, Cobalt Kid, Lard Lad, and Lightning Lad from the Sweatshop...of Space!"
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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LMBPB&B #36
"Project: Runway of Space, Aftermath: Picking up the Pieces"
Giant Robotic Lesbian teams up with Everyday Girl to consider the future of the LMBP clothing line. Things seem to be going great until an unfortunate appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show when GRL says she'd rather have her children starve than have tiny human non-lesbians wear her clothes. Can Everyday Girl prevent disaster for the LMBP?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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LMBPB&B #37
Everyday Girl, on the run from the Legion of Oprah Fans (after she shoots up the set of the Oprah show), takes refuge in the Rookery. There she finds an unconscious Time Teller Lad and a ransom note for Rockhopper Lad. The two plucky youths team up to solve the mystery.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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LMBP B&B # 38
A grateful Rockhopper Lad pledges to return Everyday Girl to her grandfather, Abin Quank. But first they must cross . . . "The Virtual Sargasso of Space!"
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LMBP B&B # 40
All-hooters issue!
Onetime LMBer GLOBE GIRL returns and meets HUGEMANBREASTS. But wait-- isn't he DEAD?!!?
You'll kill yourself if you miss the bra-bursting action... you must read Yes, They're Real!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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LMBP B&B # 39 (delayed pending comics code approval)
Everyday Girl returns to her grandfather in time to help him fend off a vicious attack of . . . Lardporn! Only one being can help them--but is Globe Girl friend or foe?
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LMBP B&B #41
Globe Girl is too distracted learning how to ride a bucking bronco at Raging Bull's ranch. Will Raging Bull's hologram double, G. Stallion, notice Globe Girl's buzzing LMBP omnicom and alert her in time?
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Deputy
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LMBP B&B#42
Alberto VO-5 has escaped from Takron-Galtos and is hell bent on revenge.
Can the dynamic duo of Cobie and Cali protect CJ from...
"Shampoo Two - A Hole (in your) New 'DOO"
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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LMBPB&B #43
"BAA! Who Needs Pants!"
Cobalt Kid and Pov take a road trip through the Heartland. Read what happens when their car breaks down in Small-Mindedville.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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They just don't appreciate my clothing lifestyle choice...  And Farmer Brown appreciated Cobie losing his heart to the farmer's prize ewe even less...! 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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LMBPB&B #44
Back from the Heartland, Cobie teams up with Lash to face the mystery of the missing Metamucil in "Heroes and Hemorrhoids." The LMBP may never be regular again!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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LMBP B&B #45
Cobalt Kid and Lard Lad team up to battle Lardy's evil double, Krysko, from the world of sentinet plants. Join us for "The Shortening Wars". Special guest appearance by Loretta Lynn.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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LMBP B&B #46
"Light, Coma, Action!" Part One of a thrilling three part epic culminating in the celebration of our 4th year in publication.
With sightings of Loretta Lynn, Ralph Maccio, Cher, and Sherman Helmsley among others being reported by numerous citizens, Cobie & Kid Prime quickly realize that this can only mean the return of one of the greatest villains and enemies of the LMBP...The Time Mouse Trapper! The call goes out to all current and former members, active or retired but among the first to respond are the one and only Light Brigade!
Come, experience the magnificent return of Captain Lightbulb, Comatose Girl, and the others as the LMBP and the Light Brigade prepare for a knock down, drag out battle of immense proportions!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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LMBP B&B #47
"Light, Coma, Action!" Part Two (of five now, to finish in the Giant-Size Spectacular 50th issue)
Matlock comes aboard to investigate Dormant Damsel's inexplicable name-change to Coma Girl.
Meanwhile, the rest of the Light Brigade are caught in a time loop, witnessing Superboy-Prime's beheading of Pantha over and over again...
Meanwhile, Matlock deduces that "Coma Girl" is an anagram for "Grim Coal" as the story ends with him about to announce the huge significance of this!
TO BE CONTINUED
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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LMBP B&B #48 Introducing: Grim Coal! No sooner does Matlock utter the words, than Dormant Damsel awakens, her body possesed by this nefarious entity. Turns out Grim Coal was Cole, one of the early wannabes coveting membership in Umber's entourage "The Boyz"! Rejected, he sought revenge in witchcraft, but accidentally fell into a coal furnace. With an incantation his essence was transferred into the nearest comatose person until someone deciphered his enchanted anagram. <and yes, that's pretty convoluted!> Now, Grim Coal transforms into a 30-foot tall blazing, unstoppable monster! Meanwhile, Captain Lightbulb has an idea... TO BE CONTINUED!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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