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This thread is to team up two of your favorite LMBPers (not counting yourself) in a silly/zany adventure of one or two sentences.

The following poster then uses one of the two along with a new LMBPer in the following post (although if he/she is one of those used in the prior post, he/she is obligated to use the other one. For example, if Cobie is the next poster after my initial post, he must use STU).

LMBPB&B Issue 1:

STU and Cobalt Kid, captured by the Amathramite Revenge Squad, must escape and save Spellbinder from becoming lost forever in Lard Lad's ever-expanding Pocket Universe!

LMBPB&B #2

STU and Poverty Lad must rescue long-lost Real World cast member Pam from the clutches of the evil Judd Winnick. Once there, they learn Winnick has a secret weapon: Superboy Prime. Justice is served when Stu is able to vanquish S-Prime's bonds of servitude and Winnick has his head punched off. Pov does a little dance.

LMBPB&B #3

Pov and Caliente, having retired from their short-lived careers as exotic dancers . . . of space, take up dog-walking, starting with a 31st century clone of Ace the Bat-hound. Hijinks ensue.

LMBPB&B #4

Is it wedding bells for Caliente and Actor Lad? Not if Red Bee has anything to say about it! Meanwhile, the mystery foe begins his plan to avenge Judd Winnick!

LMBPB&B #5

CJ Taylor's body has been stolen and his essense has been trapped in the latest statue of Cobalt Kid. Can Abin Qank and Caliente find CJ's body and restore his essense before Abin can't hold back and destroys the statue?

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LMBP #6
The quest to save CJ continues, as Abin Quank and Actor Lad confront the biggest menace of them all, in "No One Can Escape... The Munchies!"

LMBPB&B #7
The "Where's CJ's Body?" Trilogy comes to a dramatic conclusion as Abin Quank and Suddenly Seymour execute a daring rescue at the Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment factory.

LMBPB&B #8
The "Where's CJ's Body?" aftermath issue ... stunned by the outcome of last issue, Suddenly Seymour considers leaving the LMBP for good but Kent Shakespeare has other plans for him ...

LMBPB&B #9

Kent Shakespeare and MLLASH fight over the prone body of Suddenly Seymour. But which one is being mind controlled?

LMBPB&B #10

Lash and Director Lad depart on an exciting new adventure involving a convertible Mustang, fourteen crayons and an anchovy pizza--but what is lurking around the next corner? Also, CJ shares his hair-softening secret with Kent and Seymour.

LMBPB&B #11 "Casting Call, Part 1"

Back from his "roadtrip" with Lash, DL pops into SHAKES for a quick beverage only to be sucked into a vortex which has also gotten hold of Actor Lad!

Will they live to see the credits? Who gets top billing? You'll have to read it to find out!

LMBPB&B #12 "Casting Call, Part 2"

Actor Lad and Director Lad, amalgamated into Hollywood Lad, must team with Policy Pam to escape from the clutches of The Living Studio!

LMBPB&B #13

"Casting Call, Part 3"

Policy Pam looks for a loophole to save both Actor Lad and Director Lad. Pam calls in Quislet, Esq. to help look for loopholes.

Hopefully next issue will have more action.

Fill-in issue delayed.

LMBP 14 Brave and the Bold

"Casting Call, Finale"

Quislet discovers an obscure common-law practice on the planet Thespia whereby actors are exempt from supervillains' evil schemes. Since Hollywood Lad technically retained Actor Lad's Thespian Citizenship because Thespians cannot be made to renounce citizenship upon being merged with another sentient, the weight of the Holo Actor Guild's Legal Defense Team are called in to fight the Living Studio in the name of worker's rights.

Meanwhile Quislet and Pam take the fight to the offices of Fat Kat the Galactic Studio... of Space's Boss.

LMBPB&B #15

Following her triumphant solution to the "Casting Call" crisis, Policy Pam falls down a well; can Outdoor Miner dig her out? Can he restrain his sarcasm while she prattles on about policy?

LMBPB&B #16

Still recovering from the pain inflicted on him by Policy Pam, Miner decides to get his "groove" back by checking in on Hrun & Tamper Lad for a good old fashioned round of verbal jousting (i.e. trading insults)

LMBPB&B #17

Outdoor Miner faces the greatest challenge of his career when the Master of the Miner-One-Liners runs head on into the Queen of Cattiness.

It's Fat Cramer vrs Outdoor Miner on the cutting edge of "The Sarcastic Abyss."

LMPBP&B #18

"Goth Milk?"

The Black Cow of the Nightshade Dimension is running amok in our reality! Can Abin Quank and Lard Lad stop this grass-eating ghoul before it's too late? (Hint: No.)

LMBPB&B #19

After the climatic confrontation last issue, it's time for a relaxing retrospective on the LMBP Super Pets hosted by Fat Cramer & Rockhopper Lad from the pool deck at the Villa. (Mimosas & milk abound!)

LMBPB&B #20

The Black Cow Triumphant! Abin and Lard Lad teeter on the brink of Black Defeat!

Can the unlikely combo of Everyday Girl and Umber Save the Day?

You Must Read... "OhMyGod! BEYACH!"

LMBPB&B #21

Desperate to redeem herself after the events of last issue, Umber teams up with Outdoor Miner to find the one object rumored to be able to stop the Black Cow: the Miracle Milking Machine ... but does it really exist? And what will they do with all that milk?

LMBPB&B # 22

All-Romance Issue (sorta)!

When the evil Nigh-Quill puts Lash Lad in a coma, the LMB must attempt to wake their "Sleeping Beauty" before he dies!

Who-- and what-- will do the trick?!?

You will see Lard Lad: braver & bolder than EVER before!

If you read only ONE non-existent comic this trimester, it MUST be: "Love is a many splintered thing!"

LMBPB&B # 23

Hope for Lasher's survival seems all but dashed until...the one person that can force Lash to wake from his deathly coma finally arrives to save the day!

Don't miss "Teeds To The Rescue!"

LMBPB&B #23

"Boys Nite Out"

With Lash Lad revived, Lard Lad, Kent Shakespeare, Cobalt Kid, Pov, and Shark Lad go out for a night on the town. Will they survive the "Strip Club of Terror"?