Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board March 2010 Election Debate Thread

And if that doesn't work...the check is in the mail.

Hey! I keep all my bribes above the table, thank you very much

Lardi, in the last few months i have gone from regular poster to frequent poster to total post whore.
While my previous record is a bit spotty, I am striving to become a more frequent visitor.

Also I have brought some new blood to the fold, my wife is now posting her art on bits!

Gee...why didn't you just come out and copy what I posted? Geez...

Candidates, What is your favorite court case and why?

While there are many cases currently in the news in my area ( Ex-Detroit Mayor , and Ex-Detroit City Council VP ) that have me attentive to their proceedings, one must go back further to find a favorite.

One that comes to mind is United States v. Nixon (1974), in which it was shown that nobody is above the law...Even though Judge Dredd says that he "is the law."

It was either that or the Hootchie Hut Dancers lawsuit against the collective LMBP for acyions that cannot be printed in there forums.

I'm not aiming to supplant you as the GPETHTOLMBL, Lardi. Any measure of Glory that I attain during my tenure as leader I hope will be the result of remaining true to myself and Spirit of Legion World.

As you've already noted, Lardi, I've been the most consistent of the three. And I've no doubts that I shall only improve upon my posting record during my tenure as leader.

Quiz, I have to say with all honesty that I really don't have a favorite court case. I suspect that this is because I'm not a lawyer.

I did, however, find it kind of humorous when Anna Nicole took the stand the time she was attempting to fleece the estate of her late husband.

I would have to say my favorite is "Kebler Elves vs Gingerbread Man"
We all won in that case.

Candidates, what is your opinion on inter-species marriage?

As long as both species are sentient, its all good with me.

As long as both are consenting...no problems here.

Shark Lad, let me answer your question with a little story:

Once there was a farmer named Clem Dumblunki. Although he wasn't very bright, Clem still managed to grow the biggest rhubarbs in all the county. One day, when Clem was at the Big Trading Barn where he planned on trading some of his big rhubarbs for a shiny new shooting horn, he saw a beautiful pig named Genvieve being auctioned off. Clem couldn't take his eyes off of Genvieve; He'd never seen any pig so beautiful in all his grown days. Genvieve, realizing a sucker when she saw one, batted her eyelashes and wiggled her bacon suggestively. Clem was smitten. Without so much as a second thought he traded some of his best rhubarb for Genvieve, then, with the rest of it, he bought her a pretty blue dress and matching bonnet.

The two then hopped into his Isuzu and headed back to the rhubarb farm where they planned on living happily ever after (as it so happened, chocolate covered rhubarb was a favorite of Genvieve's). Unfortunately, on the way, they ran into some thugs who killed them on the spot because Clem didn't have a shooting horn with which to protect himself.

So, yes, I fully support inter-species marriage.

Candidates!

1) What would you choose as your official dessert for your term?

2) Would you encourage the establishment of embassies from other realms besides those of LMB members?

Pie with Cool Whip of course. Pretty much anything with Cool Whip. But I prefer a good slice of Grandma Em's hot apple pie.

I see no issue with embassies from other groups, as long as they behave as bad...I mean good as we do.

1) Fat Cramer, I would choose my mother's delicious and wholesome apple pie for our official dessert. Now, in the likely event Mom tells me to get bent after I ask her to bake 3,000 or so pies, I'd hold a competition in the famous Legion World Test Kitchen to see who can come up with a new dessert. One that captures all the many diverse flavors of Legion World. For example; Sweet&Sour Chocolate Vanilla Pie Cake with Funyun Sprinkles.

2)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus the carpet guy. I've come to install carpets in all the new embassies your leader Ram Boy has established.

Candidates!

"Challenge of the GoBots" -- as bad as most people say, or a perfectly good action cartoon unfairly compared to the godhead that was Transformers?

FC, to answer your first question, Mearl Dox's cupcakes or course. I'm currently serving them in the Powersphere

For your second question, I see no problem with that. Legionworld is a very diverse place with a lot to capture the interests of many people. The more the merrier I say!

I'm afraid I've never seen "challenge of the GoBots" so I cannot answer your question.

There are many who believe Mearl Dox doesn't exist and is in fact, a mythological figure created to control the populice.

Should these posters be savagely eradicated like the blasphemers they are, or should a more tolerant viewpoint be taken?

A fairly decent cartoon (not terrible, but not great)put out against a superior product. The poster child of bad timing.

I think that there is a certain doubt amongst a lot of posters as to the validity of some other posters realness. Tolerance should always be the rule in dealing with those who call into doubt the validity of others. Until such time as the populace at large decides to banish them to the Island of Misfit posters.

Having known Mearl, I'm sure she would choose to shoot them into the sun with her sun-cannon.
I however am willing to ply them with her delicious cupcakes until they concede that the recipe could only have come from the Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Candidates.


Black pudding, A culinary delight or disaster?