Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board March 2010 Election Debate Thread

I feel your pain, voter! But just remember: Voting for Ram Boy is like taking a Great Big Happy Percocet and following it up with an MMM, MMM Good Valium. You'll be so numb with happiness you won't care how many days are in a Lardi Week!

You see it here folks...he's a pusher!!!!!!!!!!

Drinks are on me!

Don't look now, Scotchy McDrunkerton. But it looks like your skeletons are stumbling out of the closet, too. And what's that? Oh, they're wearing a heap of dirty laundry!

Gawd, I love election time!!

I like the worthy Dev, am also bald.

Mearl Dox's cupcakes of course...

also as I am now running the Fusion Powersphere, free power for all for the lenght of my term

I think the issue formost on everyone's mine is the Lindberg baby clone problem. I propose we shoot them into the sun. Alternitively we can begin producing Soylent Green.

Also, Alan Moore's beard is getting out of control. Under my leadership, we will assemble a team to full explore and map out its expanses. Sketchy will be put on retainer to keep it from expanding.

A search and rescue team will be put together to bring back Kent, as he has been AWOL for some time.

We will institute free hooker week. All prudish posters will have a full week to enjoy a prostitute. I'm sure after that they will no longer be prudish. The men and ladies of the night shall be paid directly from my personal funds

This exactly the kind of forward thinking I encourage. If elected I will make July "everybodies Evil" month

I believe that would be when I watched the movie 'Maverick' and then shot some stuff up

I pledge to post more, eat more, embezzle more and possibly turn evil.

No. That was just Furball running out of the room.

For years now, there have been questions as to whether Lard Lad and Eryk Davis Ester are in fact, alt Ids of one another. One brillant poster even suggested this is a terrible scheme created by Lash Lad.

As LMB Leader, what horrible punishment should be inflicted upon all three posters? Some might suggest spankings and others might suggest forcing them to have their genders changed for your entire term. Personally, I think that isn't quite harsh enough. What are your thoughts?

Candidates:

What is your position on the following important issues of our day:

Flying lemurs: Disruptive to flight patterns of other creatures or friendly furry folks?

Cool Whip: Should it be declared the Official Whipped Topping of the LMB or do we forgo this great honor?

Fabric softener: Do you prefer dryer sheets or liquid?

Cobalt Kid, since we can state assuredly that they'd enjoy the spankings a little too much, and because putting Lardi in a dress might be considered an act of aggression by our current allies, I'd suggest hoisting them on their own petards. So, if elected I'll appoint a committee to -

A) explain what a petard is
B) hoist them on it!

While the idea of Lash posting as three high level posters makes me giddy, the fact of the problem remains the same.

If this were found out to be true, there would have to be full cavity searches performed by Dr. Scissorhand Lad. Followed by a trip through the
Undercarraige scrubber. Once fully cleansed, the guilty parties would have to listen to Awful Ethel sing the hits of Milli Vanilli.

Ahh! Very important issues, Rocky!

Flying lemurs: They're actually both disruptive and friendly, Rocky. Which is exactly how I'd describe my opponents Dev Em and dedman (but substituting "friendly" with "batshit crazy"). So, it's my belief that flying lemurs, like my opponents, need their own planet far, far away from Legion World where they can live in peace, without disrupting either flight patterns or my chances of winning!

Cool Whip: I'll appoint a committee headed by you, Rockhopper Lad, to study the matter!

Fabric Softner: I don't touch the stuff, Rocky. I prefer things Rough & Hard!

Sharklad and Furball assigned to correct this issue.

How is this not already on the books. First law I'm signing upon entering office. After I break the office in with Jen Em.


I believe in the old fashioned hanging the laundry out to dry in the back yard...but I have to say, if that's not available (kind difficult to put frozen spandex on) I go with what the lovely Jen Em buys...Fabric Sheets. The wife knows best.

One thing I want to make perfectly clear...If I win...a Lindburgh baby clone in every household that wants one. Trust me, there's enough to go around.

Cobie, this is a very serious accusation. If elected I would leave it to the security office to fully investigate.
Should it prove to be true, the on international talk like a pirate day, they will be costumed like the scurvy dogs they are and keel-hauled.

>rolls eyes<

Way to pass the buck right back to the questionnaire.

Actually, it's kind of a refreshing change of pace to see dedman passing bucks somewhere other than under a table.

True dat.

Bah! My vote is still undecided as only dedman gave a semi-satisfactory answer as to how you exceed me in LMB legend as the greatest LMB leader of all time! Even his answer was apparently to be as much like me as possible! Ram Boy hasn't even answered the question and Dev proposed something that would only glorify me MORE!

IMPRESS ME PEOPLE if you want my vote!!!

Also, how will the three of you allay the fears of your constituents that they can depend on your posting presence for the duration of your term? ALL THREE of you have erratic posting records over recent years with Ram Boy probably offending less than the other two (but still VERY offensive compared to other recent office-holders)...

ASSUAGE OUR FEARS, DAMN YOU!!!

Leave your sausage at the door oh Lardirific one.

One way I plan to exceed you as leader is something I have already started. Bringing the classic LMBP "Sweet Ass Sweet" rally cry back to the boards.

I plan on organizing trips by several posters to other boards to recruit new posters, as was done back at our first home. Since we have been around in some form or another for ten years now, I think that gives us a lot towards attracting new members. The volume of posts and the variety of subjects covered here give us something to offer just about everyone. We just need to advertise.

Refurbishing the headquarters and Security offices are top priority as well. Some of us have outgrown our current quarters and have accumulated a lot of stuff over ten years and need more room.

Also mentioned earlier is that every poster that wants one can adopt a Lindburgh baby clone. We have more than enough to go around.

Getting old posters back is also a priority. For our ten year anniversary, we should have certain posters back amongst us on a regular basis.

More tag team threads and more Onevisions are needed. The legend that is the LMBP needs to groww.

Being as I have held a pretty good record over the last several months of posting again, I assure you that I will be a major presence on these boards...whether you fine folks elect me as your leader or not.