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The coyotes are howling up a storm tonight.

I'm very naïve about some things. Until recently, I honestly had no idea that a goodly number of my friends in college regularly partook of a certain illicit substance that is generally smoked.

I care so little about cars that I couldn't tell you what anyone other than my wife drives. I can't even remember what my Mom or Dad's cars are.

Can you guess who this is?

Mama Quis?

Helen Reddy?

Outdoor Miner has it. That is Helen Reddy at age 66. Apparently she is now living in her native Australia.

Can we still hear her roar?

Oh how her picture makes me miss the classic Carol Burnett Show.

I hate talking on the phone. But I like texting.

Harvey Korman and Tim Conways sketches were always a riot.

Twas a great show.

It took me two freakin' years, but today I sent off my last payment and permanently retired one of my two remaining credit cards.

Yup.

Dead, expired. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisibule. <span style="font-size: 17px;">IT'S AN EX-CREDIT CARD!!!</span>

Are you sure that isn't just pining for the fjords?

Not since I took it to <strike>Bolton</strike> Notlob for a hot date with a pair of kitchen scissors.

That's just a flesh wound.

So my drive from Washington to Baltimore took the route of going down Massachusetts Ave, which became Vernon Place then New York Avenue. The road was full of cars, bumper to bumper, and every 300-500 yards there was a traffice light. I wasn't too bothered by the slow pace as I had 4 & 1/2 hours to get to the airport and figured the traffic would clear out when I got on the beltway. It did take me 50 minutes to travel 5.5 miles.

But when I reached the beltway, it was 2 lanes of bumper to bumper traffic. The traffic was stop and go. And the go part was at speeds of 5 miles per hours (with an occassional burst of 20 mph for a few seconds) It took me another hour to go about 8 miles. I wa starting to freak out thinking that I'll miss my flight. I did yell out "F***" several times. But after mile 9, the traffic just opened up. There didn't seem to be a reason why it opened up. Anyway, I then made good time and arrived with 2 hours til my flight.

I also arrived in time to actually get a seat on the flight. There were only 5 available seats left when I checked in. They also made an announcement about the flight being overbooked and wantinig to know if anyone would give up their seat in exchange for 2 round trip tickets to anywhere AirTran flies, being put up in a hotel, and getting a flight out in the morning. I was tempted to do it, but I really wanted to get home.

Once, when I was a boy, I was attacked by ducks.

It is tempting to ask what attacked you once when you were a girl...

My wife watches '18 and Pregnant' on MTV. I find it awfully sad and can't stand it.

It could be worse.

Galron says "It is a good day to die!"

I say, "It is a good day to live!"

Qapla!

Gowron?