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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Today being Easter, we had a lot of visitors in church this morning. A woman who did not know two of my fellow choristers saw them after the service in their vestments and asked "Are you two father and son?". She asked this of two gay men, less than ten years apart in age. One of them, who is one of the wittiest people I know replied "More like sisters!" What was the woman's response?
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Originally posted by Raging Bull: Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
[b]Today being Easter, we had a lot of visitors in church this morning. A woman who did not know two of my fellow choristers saw them after the service in their vestments and asked "Are you two father and son?". She asked this of two gay men, less than ten years apart in age. One of them, who is one of the wittiest people I know replied "More like sisters!" Shock and awe. 
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I once got in trouble in high school for forging a teacher's signature on a hall pass (part of a pack I stole). I used to do things like that in high school a lot. 
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i believe Conner Kent the gay love child of Super man and lex luthor. and i have spent hours convincing other of this fact
and i convert people to my way of thinking
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I'm already 95% convinced! I just need some more details!
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I'm not convinced...convince me.
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Can't BE convinced, unless...<holds out hand for bribe>
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before i make my point here, i will be making it clear Con/Kon is more love childish for lex then Sup's
okay get ready people cause here it comes ..
point 1) KON-el/ Conner is not a clone
if you have two sets of dna you have genetic parents.
clone to me is the copy dna from another making up one new person or a person with several peoples Dna making up one new person minunamum of 3.
organisms create descendants that have a combination of genetic material contributed from two different members of the species or genetically similar species . Each of two parent organisms contributes half of the offspring's genetic makeup. which is what lex did. he could only make half of a working superman so the half they couldn't he used his dna.
while KON-el/ Conner may have come into this through a tube. he still has dna that comes from two people just like you.
point 2) Both lex and clark separately treat Connor/kon their child
during the early days of Kon and clark. Clark treats Kon like a unwanted love child he fathered in is early teens that he put up for adoption and is back. Clark has his life going the way he wants and bam his kid who is sort of his responsibility shows up and wants to be apart of his life and clark wants nothing to do with this person.. it takes a long time for him to see this kid who he has some connection with needs him.
lex has actually called Kon his son and in the titan of tomorrow and conner wants what a lot of kids who have bad parents want Connor wants to have see this man who makes up half of him who is is a monster have one redeeming Quality. and who can not relate to parents trying to brainwash you against your will
Point 3) lex is gay for superman
you know it, im not saying super man is gay back and im not saying lex is gay in general.i'm not saying Lex drugged superman and had his way with him or any thing.. *is now mad at myself for putting that thought in my own head*
Lex might have some issues regarding superman he can't deal with in a normal way such as making a kid between them
i have more but im too tired to go into them and i dont have my visual ads
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Still waiting for my bribe...
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Hands Lardy a couple Bakers dozen donut boxes.
The rest of the shipment will be rolling in soon.
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Originally posted by Dev Em:
Hands Lardy a couple Bakers dozen donut boxes.
The rest of the shipment will be rolling in soon. Nom nom nom
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My cats like to Nom Nom on my toes
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Originally posted by dedman:
My cats like to Nom Nom on my toes Your toes must smell really good to them! Of course that probably means they smell really bad for humans!
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Originally posted by Officer Taylor:
Still waiting for my bribe... i dont need to bribe for this its a fact
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Originally posted by kidflash2fan: Originally posted by Officer Taylor:
[b]Still waiting for my bribe... Well, just for fun, you could draw that request in the "Brainy/Kara Love" thread and we could call it a bribe! 
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I once on a beautiful spring day, as a young lad...in the days that LP's were still readily available...got a sound effects album out of the library. I took an entire 8 hour day practicing. Over and over and over and over, until I got it 100% down to perfect timing of moving the needle to the proper tracks.
Once my father got home from work, and settled down into the television room (our third bedroom), I went and turned on the stereo, put the album on and proceeded to do the following...
A loud motorcycle roared by the house, a screeching sound of brakes filled the air followed by the sound of the poor rider crashing into a car down the street.
My father, God bless him, came running out of the third bedroom as fast as he could and ran to the front door flinging it open to look down the street.
Much to his amazement, the only thing that he saw and heard was the calm of our neighborhood street...until he heard me laughing hysterically behind him...quite literally rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
As mad at me as he wanted to be, he had to admire that I had spent an wntire day to "get him" that good. To this day, I just have to mention it, and he starts laughing.
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Originally posted by kidflash2fan:
i believe Conner Kent the gay love child of Superman and Lex Luthor. and i have spent hours convincing other of this fact
and i convert people to my way of thinking How much convincing could that take? I never liked Mpreg stories, personally, but isn't Conner as close as canon gets to Mpreg anyway? 
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you's be surprised how many people hold on to the LeX isn't gay..
have you seen that episode of south park when Cartman is leaning over Kyle and breathing and talking it gets really creepy, really fast? thats how i see lex with Superman.
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I don't know if Lex is gay, either. I have a love-hate relationship with the whole foe-yay thing (as defined by tv tropes), but that's a complex discussion that belongs elsewhere. But the Cartman-Kyle parallel is hilarious, and somebody needs to dub a JLA/JLU snippet with some SP dialogue immediately!!-- if they haven't already. 
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it ridiculous how much of my day is dedicated to thoughts like that
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