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*graciously accepts the position of Mister of Cartoons for Life*

I'm definately qualified.

I wouldn't put it through another trauma so soon.

You'll have to excuse Reboot. It's the chip in his head acting up again.

You're excused, Reboot.

*sigh*

Glitch - Giant Boxing Glove

*hits OM repeatedly*

Oh my, OM, well if he is a drunkard, he won't feel a thing.

Not the plan...

Any rumours that I am having intruders shot with rifles as part of a general fortification scheme in the wake of the coup are wholly unfounded. I'm heavily against projectile guns, and besides they'd never get past the forcefield

<enters Reboot’s quarters, mug of beer in hand with a burrito>

Hey, ‘Boot! Just stopping by to check your digs here!

Care for a bite of a burrito?

I’m glad that whole ‘chip in the head’ thing got cleared up and we’re seeing eye to eye these days. I’m thinking of installing a terrasact b/t my office and your quarters…sound good to you?

What’s all this talk about rifles anyway? I’m having one of my security interns, Tulla M’ordeau be an official liason to you for the time being, to help assist you in anything you need.

Treat her nice now, she’s a good kid!

<munch>

Mind if I get a refill?

*realises that he forgot about the unreality bubbles in Perimeter Sector Z9, as he notices that Cobalt Kid has blundered into one again, before teleporting back him back to the Security Office*

I need to make more of them.

<Poor young Tulla M'Ordeau wanders about the Mainframe, looking for her new employer...>

Hmm.

OK, we could probably fit the microbrewery over there. If we got rid of those workbenches, we could probably set up the disco over on the left.

And this whole gunmetal gray thing has to go. I'm thinking pastels.

<taps keg>

I've decided to put all that drab technical equipment away, and replace it with a replica of the McDonald's playlands, but with lots of booze strategically placed inside.

And that giant statue of the world's largest spool of yarn can go right here.

I want to hang the picture of the Super Pets playing poker right there. Can we move the statue a few feet to the right?

No prob! There's plenty of room now that I've thrown out all this sci-fi stuff and replaced it with a giant-sized version of "Hungry Hungry Hippos"

Now, that's cool.

That'll look great next to the Hal Jordan Tribute installation down the hall.

*kicks teleporter* Stupid lousy piece'o... that unreality bubble's going to pop and kill everyone inside at the rate it's filling up if I don't get this working...

Wow, I didn't realize how much room I'd take up with this Jeph Loeb reversionary Silver Age tribute...

Definately entering the final stages... and this stupid teleporter needs a complete rebuild... (I probably should have made an actual way out of the unreality bubbles rather than relying on the teleporter, huh?)

OK, I've got the life-size Perpetual Talking Mark Waid Hologram set up at the entrance. It's looking good.

I'm getting reeeaaallly tempted to leave you two in there forever at this rate...

Is that the version with the real live hippos?

Right, I've teleported you out the bubble and back to the Security Office & Pool Hall and created an Unreality Barrier preventing anyone I have not Invited from entering - instead they'll go straight back into your old bubble

*teleports life-size HHH to basement tesseract for future use, while he's using the teleporter* Oh, and no real hippos ded.

ANNOUNCMENT:

From now, until the " Emergency Powers Act " is repealed, I will welcome any refugee from the draconian crackdown against aliens - except Space Rangers - to the Mainframe, where they can remain in peace until the overambitious vice-leader Kent SShakesspeare, who was known until recently to be under Dominion influence and may still be, comes to his senses or is reeled in by ActorLad, the True Leader.

END OF ANNOUCEMENT.

Reboot, I welcome your vigilance, and hope for your cooperation against legitimate threats, such as the ranger's current attacks.

If, when all is said and done, you (or Actor Lad) feel I have misused these powers, I will resign my office, and recommend you as my replacement.

There is strength in democracy; and I strongly believe any use of special powers calls for even greater accountability.