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I know you can still get a maritime policy against piracy (mrs. matlock is a claims adjuster and had to learn all sorts of obscure insurance trivia to get her liscense) but I am not sure what if any barbarian coverage is available. Where are you Pam?

Um, I hope Hrun knows we're not in the Security Office right now. He just punched a hall in SoM and OM's governmental building!

I have a feeling the slightly-not-sane one won't be pleased...

Let alone the bug.

I can see problems already when a new LMBPer crosses the govenment(al).

Perhaps Pam can help us with piracy protection like matlock suggests? Hopefully it would leave the statues of Legion World's greatest posters intact and pillaged-free.

Hrun runs into the building, his huge weapon in his hands.

Some of the more delicate posters avert their eyes at this.

"Bah! that Stoopid cat has not been here"

*sigh*

*Directs SoMbots to repair the hole, and erects a field around the GovernMental building, which allows all but Hrun to pass through. Hrun will end up stuck on the barren asteroid KP once ended up stuck on for a time if he tries to enter*

Hm, this seems like something that might be used against Capt. Dallas.

Not to make him paranoid or anything.

You don't have to make him paranoid; he already came that way.

He came with instructions too, but Lord knows where those are.

We burned them.

It's more fun that way.

Ah. Good thinking!

But did anyone make sure to keep his receipt?

the Marvin avatar, SoM!


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"What are you supposed to do with a manically depressed robot?"
"You think you've got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No -- don't bother trying to answer. I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you, and even I don't know. It gives me a headache, just trying to think down to your level."

SoMbots?

:rolleyes:

Talk about retcons!

Or has STU inspired a new tradition of every leader getting their own mechanical likenesses? This makes me wonder where Vee is keeping his robot army.

Last time we thought a leader had 'bots', there was a massive revolution!

Surely SoM isn't considering tyranny?!

Bah! I have a brain the size of a planet. Creating some menial robots is child's play.

Perish the thought dear radioactive element lad

Hmm...I smell a possible new "Which one of us is a Traitor?!" story for the LMB archives!

...we'll just blow that quote out of proportion into a hundred-page epic.

SoM-

It appears that you are a tyrant and a villian.

I hope that you'll be able to regain the Sanity portion of your personality, and cease this needless war b/t your office and the Office of Security.

-Your legend, Cobalt Kid

Cobalt-

It shows that you are a mind-controlling, Security-obsessed manipulator.

I hope you'll overcome this one day, and cease this needless silent Terror you have enforced on LegionWorld.

- Your Leader, SoM

Oh my, things are getting interesting!

There are some outcomes I just don't want to predict!

Coincidentally, if we find microchips in our heads with Cobie's signature on them, can't we turn around and sell them on Super eBay in ten years as valuable commodites of Legion World's greatest poster? Just a thought if anyone happens to stumble upon one!

Good thing you have a nice, thick neck to support the weight.

I knew my incisive investigative reporting would send the corrupt leadership of LW into silent mode!

Well, it appears as though the SoM government has collapsed. This thread/GovernMental building has been all but abandoned, and SoM himself is nowhere to be found. Even this "Reboot" fellow, who bears some superficial resemblance to SoM, is titled not "Leader" but "Guardian"...!

[plants flag in the fertile sod of this thread]

I claim this thread in the name of STUtopia!

Take over my territory? I don't think so.

Glitch... containment field!

*throws the containment field, with Stueey encased in it, to the Moon*